If he has ever fired a shotgun I hope everyone took cover, if throwing a baseball is an indication of his prowess with a gun, lookout.
Best Skeet Recipe:
Attach the Skeet to a wooden board and marinate in your favorite barbeque sauce overnight, then bake covered in a oven at 250 F for 4 hours, remove, throw away the Skeet and eat the board.
(Mrs. Smooth recommends deboning the skeets first. I guess it makes them easier to nail to the board)
(Oh, and she says if they’re saltwater skeets, be sure and devein them)