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Caption Lurch

Posted on 01/29/2013 3:04:42 PM PST by crosshairs



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; kerry

1 posted on 01/29/2013 3:04:52 PM PST by crosshairs
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To: crosshairs

“I’m coming after you, with rank upon rank of flying saucers!”


2 posted on 01/29/2013 3:06:50 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: crosshairs

“....and then I saw all these lights line up in a row, it’s sear’d in my brain”


3 posted on 01/29/2013 3:07:50 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: crosshairs

Someone left the new SOS (Sack of Shi... I mean Secretary of State in the pool too long.

He’s suffering from .....

Shrinkage.


4 posted on 01/29/2013 3:08:33 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: crosshairs

There were only three patriot votes against confirming the traitor. Does anyone know who they were?


5 posted on 01/29/2013 3:09:17 PM PST by Baynative (I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.)
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To: crosshairs

Major (I was in Vietnam) Tom to ground control.


6 posted on 01/29/2013 3:11:08 PM PST by Patriot95
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To: crosshairs

What idiot needs 5 bottles of water


7 posted on 01/29/2013 3:11:43 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: crosshairs

There I was, it was Christmas in Cambodia but
I had my lucky hat so everything was allright.


8 posted on 01/29/2013 3:14:24 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Baynative

There were only three patriot votes against confirming the traitor. Does anyone know who they were?

 

Senate confirms Kerry for State in 94-3 vote

Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:05:27 PM · by Sub-Driver · 57 replies
Senate confirms Kerry for State in 94-3 vote By Julian Pecquet and Ramsey Cox - 01/29/13 04:32 PM ET The Senate approved one of its own to become President Obama's second secretary of State in a near-unanimous vote on Tuesday. Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) sailed through the chamber in a 94-to-3 vote, with Sen. James Inhofe (R-Okla.) and Texas Sens. Ted Cruz (R) and John Cornyn (R) casting the only “no” votes. Kerry's approval to replace Hillary Clinton was a foregone conclusion after Republicans urged Obama to nominate him in lieu of his ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice....

 

 

9 posted on 01/29/2013 3:14:37 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: crosshairs

“Can somebody help a guy find the medals I threw?”


10 posted on 01/29/2013 3:14:54 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: crosshairs

"I am J.F.K."

11 posted on 01/29/2013 3:17:25 PM PST by Slyfox (The key to Marxism is medicine - Vladimir Lenin)
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To: crosshairs

“...and then Jenjust Khan chopped off my legs”


12 posted on 01/29/2013 3:17:27 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: crosshairs

Look there, ahead in the road.....


13 posted on 01/29/2013 3:19:48 PM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: Baynative

Cruz, Cornyn and ???


14 posted on 01/29/2013 3:22:10 PM PST by goodnesswins (R.I.P. Doherty, Smith, Stevens, Woods.)
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To: crosshairs
Honey I Shrunk the Secretary of State!


15 posted on 01/29/2013 3:24:03 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“I’m qualified because I have had international relations.”


16 posted on 01/29/2013 3:26:46 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: windsorknot

“And that bullet that hit me in the gluteus maximus, (I was in Viet Nam, you know) was this big!”


17 posted on 01/29/2013 3:26:52 PM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was lost but now I'm found; blind but now I see.)
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To: goodnesswins

I’m guessing it was Mike Lee from Utah. I’m losing some of my faith in Marco.


18 posted on 01/29/2013 3:34:00 PM PST by Baynative (I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.)
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To: crosshairs

“PUTTIN ON THE RITZ!”....


19 posted on 01/29/2013 4:13:49 PM PST by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: Baynative

Nope. It was Inhofe.


20 posted on 01/29/2013 4:15:07 PM PST by goodnesswins (R.I.P. Doherty, Smith, Stevens, Woods.)
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To: crosshairs

” I’m John Kerry, Cartoon Masshole. My cartoon comes with several thought bubbles that lead to nowhere. Most cartoons contain bubbles which attach to a larger thought balloon, whereas I have vaccuous stuff in my noggin.”


21 posted on 01/29/2013 4:18:46 PM PST by So Circumstanced
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To: crosshairs
"Why the long face, John?" Mr. Ed
22 posted on 01/29/2013 4:50:16 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: crosshairs; Revolting cat!

Dishonorable John F.T.A. Kerry, agent of Vietnam.


23 posted on 01/29/2013 5:02:04 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: crosshairs; a fool in paradise

Payback for the presidential run and sacrifice.


24 posted on 01/29/2013 5:07:34 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: crosshairs

“I’m concerned to be nominated so early in the year, as I now have another eleven months before I can schedule my trip to Cambodia for Christmas!”


25 posted on 01/29/2013 5:28:03 PM PST by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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To: goodnesswins

Three patriots out of sitting senators. What an embarrassment!


26 posted on 01/29/2013 6:19:16 PM PST by Baynative (I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.)
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