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Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors (Idiots)
NY Post ^ | : 5:44 AM, January 31, 2013 | S.A. Miller

Posted on 01/31/2013 4:42:41 AM PST by onyx

Edited on 01/31/2013 5:53:10 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

WASHINGTON — Is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?

No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back!

That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site just a month after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.


(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: banglist; democrats; dhs; dhsisajoke; fudhs; guncontrol; homelandsecurity; liberallunacy; notguns; scissors; secondamendment
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1 posted on 01/31/2013 4:42:54 AM PST by onyx
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To: onyx

“duck & cutter”
That’s funny


2 posted on 01/31/2013 4:45:21 AM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: onyx
Seems legit to me. They are only trying to help.


3 posted on 01/31/2013 4:45:28 AM PST by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: onyx

Or take a minute and make a pot of hot coffee to throw in his face.


4 posted on 01/31/2013 4:45:41 AM PST by albie
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To: onyx

What planet are these people from?


5 posted on 01/31/2013 4:47:02 AM PST by MomofMarine
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To: onyx
Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors (Idiots)

Scissors???!?

Suppose the crazed gunman has Rock? THEN WE LOSE!!!

I suggest, instead, Paper.

6 posted on 01/31/2013 4:49:06 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: onyx

From the beginning of this insanity I’ve asked, “Why not pepper spray and/or taser?” Under lock and key within reach of trusted, and trained, administrators/teachers.


7 posted on 01/31/2013 4:49:18 AM PST by Portcall24
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To: Travis McGee

You gotta see this chit.


8 posted on 01/31/2013 4:50:00 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: Travis McGee

Perfect!


9 posted on 01/31/2013 4:50:04 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Portcall24

What’s the point of having substandard weapons, and having them locked up to boot?

How about allowing teachers to carry concealed? Problem solved.


10 posted on 01/31/2013 4:50:41 AM PST by dinodino
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To: onyx; ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas; Gilbo_3; Impy; NFHale; BillyBoy; fieldmarshaldj; ...
RE :”“If you are caught out in the open and cannot conceal yourself or take cover, you might consider trying to overpower the shooter with whatever means are available,” says the narrator in the video, which shows an office worker pulling scissors out of a desk drawerThe video, titled “Options for Consideration,” also advises that people who get caught in an “active shooter” situation should run away, hide under a desk or take cover out of the line of fire”

Gabby says it OK to use scissors to defend yourself!

11 posted on 01/31/2013 4:51:34 AM PST by sickoflibs (Losing to Dems and Obama is not a principle! Its just losing.)
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To: onyx

Great advice. DHS can now cancel those big expensive orders for guns & ammo and buy truck loads of scissors. Hey, if its OK for us then it should be OK for them.


12 posted on 01/31/2013 4:51:34 AM PST by 556x45
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To: Portcall24


13 posted on 01/31/2013 4:52:38 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Travis McGee

Too ironic. THEY, the crowd NOW in charge started out in the sixties with “QUESTION AUTHORITY”, and now look as they cover their....let’s just say CYA.


14 posted on 01/31/2013 4:53:39 AM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: onyx

I love the vacant look in her eyes.

Take two grams of Soma and forget your troubles.


15 posted on 01/31/2013 4:53:39 AM PST by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: MomofMarine
What planet are these people from?

Planet Janet

16 posted on 01/31/2013 4:54:17 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: onyx

So they are saying bring a pair of scissors to a gunfight!?


17 posted on 01/31/2013 4:55:54 AM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: Travis McGee
I love the vacant look in her eyes.

Take two grams of Soma and forget your troubles.

LOL. Yes! A total zombie. It's a perfect graphic. I had to put on my glasses to read the bottom part. At first glance, I thought it read, "A Message from the Ministry of Homeland Security"!

18 posted on 01/31/2013 4:57:55 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: sickoflibs

Gabby? ....Goofy is a better description.

The woman is ridiculous in her sell out and use as a pathetic prop.


19 posted on 01/31/2013 4:58:05 AM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 .....The fairest Deduction to be reduced is the Standard Deduction)
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To: onyx

Big Sis also reminds us all, as a matters of Homeland Security, to never run with a pair of scissors, even when running away from a terrorist.


20 posted on 01/31/2013 4:59:22 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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