It could be a muslim dog...
A parrot walks into a bar...
this guy must be as dumb as a doorknob, any one who has been around ANY male dog knows that they will hump ANYTHING living or inanimate.
I’m not buying the story.
Funny, my dog humps the side of cars. Does that make him an autosexual?
My two boy dogs sniff the butts of other boy dogs all the time..they hump them too but they also hump girl dogs..how can anyone tell if a dog is gay or not its just something dogs do
"I caught him licking his male 'parts.'"
Our female dog will latch onto anyone’s leg if they are laying on the floor. It is a dominance issue!
That must mean when a male dog humps your leg, you have a homosexual leg....without a female, many types of animals will hump the male(or female).....for cows when one comes into estrus, another female cow will hump her...farmers call in standing heat and know it is time to call the inseminator if he wants to breed that cow. It must have something to do with the smell of the hormones they smell....Stupid homosexuals find those like themselves all over the earth...some animals also do it as a show of dominance...
He especially liked mounting my sweeper hose. Should I have believed he was a gay house cleaner in a former life?
Sparky from South Park?
Because when he barks he says "woofy woofy."