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1 posted on 01/31/2013 6:53:10 PM PST by chessplayer
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It could be a muslim dog...


2 posted on 01/31/2013 6:55:13 PM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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A parrot walks into a bar...


3 posted on 01/31/2013 6:58:34 PM PST by Wally_Kalbacken
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lol

this guy must be as dumb as a doorknob, any one who has been around ANY male dog knows that they will hump ANYTHING living or inanimate.

4 posted on 01/31/2013 7:04:02 PM PST by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama lied .. the economy died.)
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I’m not buying the story.


5 posted on 01/31/2013 7:06:03 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Funny, my dog humps the side of cars. Does that make him an autosexual?


6 posted on 01/31/2013 7:06:50 PM PST by mnehring
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My two boy dogs sniff the butts of other boy dogs all the time..they hump them too but they also hump girl dogs..how can anyone tell if a dog is gay or not its just something dogs do


8 posted on 01/31/2013 7:12:32 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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"What makes you think your dog is gay?"

"I caught him licking his male 'parts.'"

10 posted on 01/31/2013 7:14:08 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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Our female dog will latch onto anyone’s leg if they are laying on the floor. It is a dominance issue!


16 posted on 01/31/2013 8:36:46 PM PST by originalbuckeye (Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy)
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That must mean when a male dog humps your leg, you have a homosexual leg....without a female, many types of animals will hump the male(or female).....for cows when one comes into estrus, another female cow will hump her...farmers call in standing heat and know it is time to call the inseminator if he wants to breed that cow. It must have something to do with the smell of the hormones they smell....Stupid homosexuals find those like themselves all over the earth...some animals also do it as a show of dominance...


17 posted on 01/31/2013 9:08:47 PM PST by goat granny
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"Homosexual dog mounts gay dog?"My male schnauzer would mount anything that moved, anything at all, live or inanimate.

He especially liked mounting my sweeper hose. Should I have believed he was a gay house cleaner in a former life?

21 posted on 01/31/2013 9:57:51 PM PST by zerosix (Native sunflower)
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Sparky from South Park?


22 posted on 01/31/2013 10:00:39 PM PST by Darren McCarty (If most people were more than keyboard warriors, we might have won the election)
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"How does he know the dog is gay?"

Because when he barks he says "woofy woofy."

24 posted on 01/31/2013 10:49:58 PM PST by Guyin4Os (A messianic ger-tsedek)
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A-HA...A-HA-HA-HA...A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!


26 posted on 02/02/2013 9:33:57 PM PST by ourworldawry
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