Excuse me while I take a dump on the Constitution I was sitting on.
“I bring a message from the president to the American people: Bend over!”
posted on 02/01/2013 6:02:47 AM PST
Are you sure I sit on this? I am used to talking out my a$$.
You’ll probably need to lean a little further forward....
posted on 02/01/2013 6:03:40 AM PST
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
“Thank you sir may I have another”?
posted on 02/01/2013 6:05:35 AM PST
by Clint N. Suhks
(The amount of ammo you need is determined after the gunfight.)
He looks like he just rolled out of bed
posted on 02/01/2013 6:07:55 AM PST
(My heroes have always been cowboys)
Welcome to “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?”
posted on 02/01/2013 6:14:07 AM PST
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
That was a cheap shot to my gonads senator!
"Can we please hurry this up? I've got an appearance on Al Jazzera in 30 minutes and I hate keeping them waiting!"
posted on 02/01/2013 6:20:57 AM PST
(Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
bada-be.....bada-be.....bada-be-be-be...thththththth That’s All, Folks!
Shame on the voters of Nebraska for repeatedly voting this lousy character into office, thus bringing about his attachment to his fellow Leftist, Obama. These two reprobates do not have the interests of the USA at heart.
posted on 02/01/2013 6:52:50 AM PST
(I will give Obama credit for one thing- he is living proof that familiarity breeds contempt.)
I hope this chair cushion is soft; I'm still sore from Obama’s nomination fee.
posted on 02/01/2013 6:55:23 AM PST
(If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
Is there a men’s room in the house?
"Dah, geez...the metal plate in my head just shifted forward again."
‘I learned how to bow like this from one of my heroes’.
Hagel: “Oh, excuse me! I was just dispensing a little of that hot air that will be shortly expelled out my mouth”!
posted on 02/01/2013 8:21:00 AM PST
(Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
I hope I get the ski jump gold.
posted on 02/01/2013 10:13:19 AM PST
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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