Lemme guess, he's best buddies with Sheila?
Mercer has 70 reasons for running for president, including:
Reason 10: To prove the United States of America has two Governments and they are Government #1 and Government #2 and I own Government # 1 a Private Ownership named Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence.
Reason 23: To Prove I have solved every crime in the world as it happens from zero to start to finish for every crime done in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.
Reason 34: To Prove the government owes me Zillions of Dollars in money and is refraining to pay me and my business.
Reason 49: To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in laws sex life both [my] sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing.
And, most importantly, Reason 66: To Prove America is America.