Skip to comments.Smuggled Sperm Impregnates Palestinian Prisoners' Wives
Posted on 02/07/2013 5:07:39 PM PST by Former Fetus
Four Palestinian women who had the sperm of their husbands smuggled out of Israeli jails reportedly are pregnant.
Dr. Salim Abu Khaizaran, a fertlity doctor at the Razan Medical Center in the West Bank city of Nablus, said Thursday that other insemination attempts had failed, the Palestinian Maan news agency reported.
"We don't intervene and ask how they smuggled sperm from prison and get it to Nablus," Khaizaran said at a news conference, according to Ma'an. "There are many failed attempts because the sperm die and so prisoners have to keep trying until it works."
When I was a teenager, growing up in Spain, my grandfather was a dairy farmer. Well, actually he owned a successful business in Madrid, and spent every penny he made improving his dairy farm. He would buy a new bull very frequently, until the year that he decided to give a try to frozen sperm from some prize-winning bull in Canada. Not a single cow became pregnant. My grandfather was very upset, had his secretary call the Canadian firm selling the sperm to complain. Then he ordered some more... with the same results (or lack of results). I'm not sure how many more times they tried, then I rode with him to the farm to try to find out what was the problem. When asked, the farm manager explained that yes, they had given the sperm to the cows... in their drinking water! It makes me wonder about the failed attempts at Razan Medical Center, LOL!
Did it make the milk taste funny? /frivolous
Or...someone else impregnated ‘em.
If I were a woman in a Muslim country, I’d arange for and use this cover story too.
Knowing the slyness of the Israeli’s it’s probably the sperm of Israeli soldiers or Mossad agents.
Carrying the child of The Mighty Satan! EGADS !
The headline and stuff gave me weird thoughts, I really don’t think I will share them. Maybe these sperm need Sherpas to guide them on their long quest? oh never mind... I am not going to write about the sperm version of Lord of the Rings that crossed my mind so briefly
Must’ve been a ‘sex grudge.’ Somebody had it in for them! *SMIRK*
In my recurrent dirty dream that's when the fembots show up.
I like the part where they tell me I've been really naughty.
Funny story - thanks for sharing. You like your Grandfather - that's cool.
“We don’t intervene and ask how they smuggled sperm from prison and get it to Nablus,”
Knowing the proclivities of Palestinian smugglers, I’m imagining a very small tunnel.
Ruh-ro. Achmad’s sample got mixed up with Mohammed’s sample. So Achmad’s wife will have a cuckoo in her nest! What do these dingbats do about THAT situation??
Wait until they find out the Israelis switched it with their own.
Sort of adds a whole new dimension to the term “Jack Wagon”
Don't be foolish, the Israelis would never allow such an improvement in the gene pool.
It begs the question of where the said substance was smuggled? Given the proclivities of Muslims, and prisoners in particular, one can assume a body cavity search was not performed on those leaving the prison. Just saying .... ;)
While nothing Muslims do will ever surprise me, I’m still curious as too how it was smuggled out the prison..
I wonder if the children all bear a curious resemblance to the smuggler.
Swap it with pig sperm.
When I was young we had an AI (Artificial Insemination) tech come to the farm and do the necessary job. He had the bull semen in a nitrogen container and used a long plastic straw with a bulb on the end to release the semen in the cow.
Sometime it worked, some times we had to call him back the next month to do it again.
Their mouths are sealed.
Wanna bet how many little Palestinians are going to look like Dr. Salim Abu Khaizaran? “Trust me. This is the only way it will work...”
It probably wasn't. Post 23 gives the most likely scenario.
(Rumors about Israeli, uh, intervention ought to kill off demand for these products though, lol.)
Those were fun times, spending the summer at the farm. A year or two later, my grandfather bought a beautiful red and white Holstein bull. He paid a fortune for it, but planned to make a killing selling red and white bulls. I tried to explain to him that red was a sex-linked chromosome and he could not get a red bull with a black cow... of course I was told I didn't know what I was talking about. So, that summer we used to bet when the forelegs of a calf were sticking out, just prior to birth. If I saw red, I always waged it was a female, and whoever was around would claim male, just to prove the "city girl" wrong. I was right 100% of the times. Oh, what fun we had!