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Smuggled Sperm Impregnates Palestinian Prisoners' Wives
Virtual Jerusalem ^ | 2/7/2013

Posted on 02/07/2013 5:07:39 PM PST by Former Fetus

Four Palestinian women who had the sperm of their husbands smuggled out of Israeli jails reportedly are pregnant.

Dr. Salim Abu Khaizaran, a fertlity doctor at the Razan Medical Center in the West Bank city of Nablus, said Thursday that other insemination attempts had failed, the Palestinian Maan news agency reported.

"We don't intervene and ask how they smuggled sperm from prison and get it to Nablus," Khaizaran said at a news conference, according to Ma'an. "There are many failed attempts because the sperm die and so prisoners have to keep trying until it works."


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other insemination attempts had failed

When I was a teenager, growing up in Spain, my grandfather was a dairy farmer. Well, actually he owned a successful business in Madrid, and spent every penny he made improving his dairy farm. He would buy a new bull very frequently, until the year that he decided to give a try to frozen sperm from some prize-winning bull in Canada. Not a single cow became pregnant. My grandfather was very upset, had his secretary call the Canadian firm selling the sperm to complain. Then he ordered some more... with the same results (or lack of results). I'm not sure how many more times they tried, then I rode with him to the farm to try to find out what was the problem. When asked, the farm manager explained that yes, they had given the sperm to the cows... in their drinking water! It makes me wonder about the failed attempts at Razan Medical Center, LOL!

1 posted on 02/07/2013 5:07:46 PM PST by Former Fetus
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To: Former Fetus

Did it make the milk taste funny? /frivolous


2 posted on 02/07/2013 5:12:16 PM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: Former Fetus

Or...someone else impregnated ‘em.


3 posted on 02/07/2013 5:17:40 PM PST by rbg81
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To: Former Fetus

If I were a woman in a Muslim country, I’d arange for and use this cover story too.


4 posted on 02/07/2013 5:20:36 PM PST by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (REPEAL WASHINGTON! -- Islam Delenda Est! -- I Want Constantinople Back. -- Rumble thee forth.)
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To: Former Fetus

Knowing the slyness of the Israeli’s it’s probably the sperm of Israeli soldiers or Mossad agents.

Carrying the child of The Mighty Satan! EGADS !


5 posted on 02/07/2013 5:22:14 PM PST by A_Former_Democrat
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To: Former Fetus

The headline and stuff gave me weird thoughts, I really don’t think I will share them. Maybe these sperm need Sherpas to guide them on their long quest? oh never mind... I am not going to write about the sperm version of Lord of the Rings that crossed my mind so briefly


6 posted on 02/07/2013 5:23:59 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Former Fetus

Must’ve been a ‘sex grudge.’ Somebody had it in for them! *SMIRK*


7 posted on 02/07/2013 5:34:08 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Former Fetus
"We don't intervene and ask how they smuggled sperm from prison and get it to Nablus,"


8 posted on 02/07/2013 5:39:56 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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"There are many failed attempts because the sperm die and so prisoners have to keep trying until it works."

In my recurrent dirty dream that's when the fembots show up.

I like the part where they tell me I've been really naughty.

9 posted on 02/07/2013 5:43:18 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Former Fetus
I'm not sure how many more times they tried, then I rode with him to the farm to try to find out what was the problem. When asked, the farm manager explained that yes, they had given the sperm to the cows... in their drinking water!

Funny story - thanks for sharing. You like your Grandfather - that's cool.

10 posted on 02/07/2013 6:05:10 PM PST by GOPJ (What EVIDENCE justified blaming Benghazi on... an obscure video? Freeper TexasVoter)
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To: Former Fetus

“We don’t intervene and ask how they smuggled sperm from prison and get it to Nablus,”


Knowing the proclivities of Palestinian smugglers, I’m imagining a very small tunnel.


11 posted on 02/07/2013 6:05:10 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

Ruh-ro. Achmad’s sample got mixed up with Mohammed’s sample. So Achmad’s wife will have a cuckoo in her nest! What do these dingbats do about THAT situation??


12 posted on 02/07/2013 6:06:04 PM PST by EinNYC
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To: Former Fetus

Wait until they find out the Israelis switched it with their own.


13 posted on 02/07/2013 6:18:49 PM PST by pallis
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To: Former Fetus

Sort of adds a whole new dimension to the term “Jack Wagon”


14 posted on 02/07/2013 6:23:29 PM PST by majormaturity
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To: A_Former_Democrat
Knowing the slyness of the Israeli’s it’s probably the sperm of Israeli soldiers a pig
15 posted on 02/07/2013 6:44:04 PM PST by llevrok (Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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"Knowing the slyness of the Israeli’s it’s probably the sperm of Israeli soldiers a pig"

Don't be foolish, the Israelis would never allow such an improvement in the gene pool.

16 posted on 02/07/2013 6:52:09 PM PST by norwaypinesavage (Galileo: In science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of one individual)
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To: Former Fetus

It begs the question of where the said substance was smuggled? Given the proclivities of Muslims, and prisoners in particular, one can assume a body cavity search was not performed on those leaving the prison. Just saying .... ;)


17 posted on 02/07/2013 7:00:28 PM PST by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide

While nothing Muslims do will ever surprise me, I’m still curious as too how it was smuggled out the prison..


18 posted on 02/07/2013 7:17:52 PM PST by cardinal4 (Constitution? What Constitution?)
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To: Former Fetus

I wonder if the children all bear a curious resemblance to the smuggler.


19 posted on 02/07/2013 7:23:05 PM PST by Redcloak (Winter is coming.)
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To: Former Fetus

Swap it with pig sperm.


20 posted on 02/07/2013 7:27:13 PM PST by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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