[Colonel Kangaroo]

The sports-entertainment complex is on the job.

[cripplecreek]

They’ve always been known for their brains.

[nascarnation]

I remember in Baraq’s 2008 campaign, he had a lot of radio spots featuring a Pittsburgh Steelers player talking about how Baraq would NEVER change gun laws.

[Sir Napsalot]

Yeah, about that “mayors against illegal guns”,

new gun laws should fix it, right?

And I don’t care how sincere these guys feel, tools and willing tools.

[Explorer89]

No Ray Lewis??

[pennyfarmer]

Mayors against illegal guns? Guns which are inanimate objects and therefore they can only be illegal based on the person brandishing them. But these same Mayors support illegal immigration which by its legal title means a crime was committed.

Makes perfect sense.

[IronJack]

Isn’t a one of them worth holding up as any kind of hero anyway. Go away you buncha has-beens.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Guys who know they can’t be trusted with guns projecting their own proclivities onto everybody else.

[Red Badger]

What? Ray Lewis wasn’t in it?..........

[alstewartfan]

Ya think that any of these guys consider the Punk to be their Lord and Saviour?

[mrsmel]

Well sure, why wouldn’t they want law-abiding, non-leftist elite whites disarmed? We make better crime victims that way.

[KeyLargo]

In related news:

Just ask them: NFL players care less about their brains than you do
Gregg Doyel
By Gregg Doyel | National Columnist

http://www.cbssports.com/columns/story/21669842/just-ask-them-nfl-players-care-less-about-their-brains-than-you-do

[ColdOne]

Each and every one of those players had major security teams on the sidelines for the games they played on the field.

[JoeProBono]

[Repeal The 17th]

“...Emmitt Smith, Deion Sanders, Michael Irvin, LaDainian Tomlinson and Marshall Faulk...”
-
Besides sports, what do these 5 men have in common?
(cue tune from jeopardy)

[SoldierDad]

Just another reason why I’m turning my back on the NFL.

[JRandomFreeper]

Amon Carter is still dead. Yay! I still hate the Ft. Worth StartleGram.

If they said the sky was blue, I'd run a spectroscopic analysis to verify their claim.

Buncha liberal jerks. I only say that because I know some of them.

/johnny

[AlmaKing]

All thugs.

I was thinking this might be players from the 60s and 70s and preparing to be disappointed. But these are idiot recent players.

[onyx]

Better the five black former football players go preach their message in Chicago.

See how it goes over there FIRST!

[Starstruck]

Sorry, but these guys are only football players. Actors are only actors. If I want advice on guns, I go to my gun dealer. He says “Buy lots of guns. Buy high capacity magazines. Buy military type weapons.” So far his advice has been spot on since all my purchases are now twice the value of when I bought them.

[broken_arrow1]

Where are their names on the Declaration of Independence? I don’t see Emmitt Smith or Deion’s name on the U.S. Constitution? They must be there somewhere?