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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
They're going to investigate themselves again.
4 posted on 02/09/2013 7:11:09 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (TYRANNY: When the people fear the politicians. LIBERTY: When the politicians fear the people.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; ...
They're going to investigate themselves again.

RIMMER: It's time we decided who's going to take the one man escape pod.
CAT: How?
RIMMER: Well, if you'll just bear with me, I think I've devised a fair and equitable system of choosing who should survive. It's based on age, rank, seniority, usefulness, and to cut a long story short, it's me. I was a stunned as you are, which is why I demanded a recount. Well, blow me if it didn't come out as me again. Keys.
LISTER: Rimmer, the escape pod is not an option.
RIMMER: Why not?
LISTER: It escaped last Thursday. I was having a few beers, I couldn't be bothered moving so I used the release mechanism as a bottle opener.
Whhoossshhh.
RIMMER: That's it then, we're finished.

37 posted on 02/09/2013 8:44:32 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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