[MuttTheHoople]

I wouldn’t let any of the three of them guard my lunch.

To be fair, I wouldn't trust Chris Christy either, although for different reasons.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Christy: Got any fried chicken?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damn chicken in the state.
Christy: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Christy: Four fried chickens and a Coke.