A little trick I learned was to add the words “in bed” to the end of any fortune cookie saying.
Happy Ending (in bed)!
Hey, I'll have to remember that.
It so works.
Even if the first time I heard it, my fortune was, “All is not lost.”
I remember you writing that here once, it’s a hilarious idea and we had lots of fun with it.
That's funny until the eighteen year old girl where you work has to read her fortune: "The first and greatest love is self love..."
Then it becomes freakin' hilarious.
Fortunately she was a good sport rather than the type who complained about sexual harassment.
Our family ending is .....between the sheets. Also makes some of those ‘fortunes’ real knee-slappers!
I had a friend in college that did that for polygraphs, but he added “In Church” mentally to every question. He never failed one, and he truly had never done stuff like smoked pot, in church...