Unless you can dunk a doughnut in it, it is doomed to fail.....................
posted on 02/11/2013 10:19:51 AM PST
by Red Badger
(Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
Coffee is sad because Mountain Dew is launching a breakfast drink
1 hr ago
Have you ever had breakfast and said to yourself, “I wish this was more disgusting”? Does Mountain Dew have a product for you! PepsiCo Inc. has announced that its Dew brand is moving into the morning market with Kickstart, a lightly caffeinated drink made with Mountain Dew flavor and 5 percent juice. The beverage will be sold in the same 16-ounce cans as popular energy drinks. Always wanted to combine the radioactive taste of Dew with the jittery paranoia of a Red Bull, then cut it with just enough “juice” to pretend youre a healthy person? Kickstart’s your new best friend in a can!
posted on 02/11/2013 10:20:44 AM PST
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When I was in college (late 80s), I recall Coke running a short-lived (I guess it fizzled) ad campaign on campus encouraging us to "have a Coke in the morning".
posted on 02/11/2013 10:22:44 AM PST
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posted on 02/11/2013 10:22:50 AM PST
In case you’re tired of beer and cold pizza....
posted on 02/11/2013 10:23:31 AM PST
(Pray for America)
In college, I thought that Mountain Dew was a morning drink...
posted on 02/11/2013 10:32:44 AM PST
(Enough of "Who is John Galt?" Who is Patrick Henry?)
I read somewhere 15% of all soft drinks are consumed in the morning. I was a big Diet Coke in the morning drinker for years. About a year ago I became one of those annoying loose tea drinkers. Much more pretentious.
posted on 02/11/2013 10:40:08 AM PST
(I hate to say I told you so, but...)
They need to just cut to the chase and “Jungle Juice” it up by adding some alcohol for good measure.
posted on 02/11/2013 10:41:05 AM PST
by headstamp 2
(What would Scooby do?)
My mother in law was a Dental Hygienist, said she could tell a Mountain Dew drinker from the first look into his mouth.
By the dentures when older.
posted on 02/11/2013 10:48:34 AM PST
(We must commit to remove every Senate Blue-dog Democrat from office in 2014!)
It’s called Mountain Don’t.
posted on 02/11/2013 10:58:15 AM PST
After a hard night on the town Mountain Dew always has been my breakfast drink..
Their dinner drink is called Mountain Stew
posted on 02/11/2013 11:28:54 AM PST
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JEEES 32 RESPONSES Count ‘EM... 32....and not ONE...NOT one Freeper sends us .... a reference to PFIZER’s recent call to PEPSICO requesting help in their quest to provide a new and better name and delivery system for VIAGRA. FELLOW FREEPERS I MUST SAY I AM TRULY ASHAMED OF youse! How many more posts shall pass until this thing is settled?.. HOW DANGED LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT? IS THERE A FREEPER OUT THERE WILLING TO HELP us? Please SAVE THE HONOR OF OUR BLOG.....
posted on 02/11/2013 11:39:45 AM PST
Mountain Dew and a Snickers bar is the Breakfast of Champions.
posted on 02/11/2013 3:44:22 PM PST
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