Coffee is sad because Mountain Dew is launching a breakfast drink
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Have you ever had breakfast and said to yourself, “I wish this was more disgusting”? Does Mountain Dew have a product for you! PepsiCo Inc. has announced that its Dew brand is moving into the morning market with Kickstart, a lightly caffeinated drink made with Mountain Dew flavor and 5 percent juice. The beverage will be sold in the same 16-ounce cans as popular energy drinks. Always wanted to combine the radioactive taste of Dew with the jittery paranoia of a Red Bull, then cut it with just enough “juice” to pretend youre a healthy person? Kickstart’s your new best friend in a can!
I think I’d rather have a Jolt tm. Cola.
Their motto...All the sugar and TWICE the caffeine!