To: The KG9 Kid
"... forced to sit through a semester of bad post-modern feminist poetry I'd probably want to stick my own head in the oven."
Obviously you are deploying a code in the hopes that we will abandon our reductionistic reading of your post and explore the alchemy of symbols you have intertwined to vent frustration over your own misbegotten parental relationships and the vain attempts you made as an undergraduate to get into the pants of some physically attractive but hopelessly airheaded co-eds.
I recommend reading aloud "The Congo" by Vachel Lindsay (preferrably to an audience of unreconstructed Black African Americans) to clear your psyche of any latent post modern concepts.
posted on 02/11/2013 3:12:57 PM PST
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
Thanks. I just turned on my oven. This is all your fault.
posted on 02/11/2013 3:20:05 PM PST
by The KG9 Kid
(Demand Common Sense Nut Control.)
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