Posted on 02/12/2013 8:32:45 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
CORRECTION: An earlier version of this post incorrectly reported that Sarah Palin planned to contribute to the Al Jazeera America news network. The erroneous report was based on a fictionalized story in The Daily Currant, a news satire Web site.
The Sarah Palin Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when politics and celebrity meet.
Fox News and their once-upon-a-time darling Palin recently parted ways after three years. But it appears that Palin is still trying to find ways to stay relevant while her 15 minutes fades into the political history books.
On Monday morning, Palin posted a message via Facebook that she and her husband, Todd, planned to attend Mondays memorial service for slain Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle. After the service, she wrote on her page, It was a beautiful memorial service for Chris Kyle at Cowboys Stadium this afternoon. What a celebration of a great life! All in all, is there a finer human being who has crossed the 50-yard line star in Texas than Chris Kyle? She then linked to a way to honor Kyle. She also thanked her followers for recent birthday wishes.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...
The real title to this article should be: "Stupid Dinosaur Media Tries to Stay Relevant."
Any so called adult who uses a cutesy child’s name for her so called professional world, is too stupid and infantile to be taken seriously.
Hey Suzi-q, go back to high school were you belong, no one cares about your classroom cut ups of people who are your betters.
[saw that earlier, had a good belly chuckle.]
The comments that follow the article are priceless.
hee hee hee What a dim bulb
This reminds me of when that idiot Matt Damon said he was deeply concerned that Sarah Palin thought dinosaurs roamed the Earth 6000 years ago. He had read it on some left-wing blog and it was Satire, but he was too stupid to know that.
WaPo Obsessed with Sarah Ping!

The Washington Post isn't fit to line my Cat's Litter Box.
Classic media pavlovian response. They’ll bite at anything that diminishes Palin’s influence in the public square.
Sarah Palin, living rent free in Liberal minds since 2008....
Palin is well aware that dinos still roam the Earth, just not as much of it as they did 1000 years ago.
Palin defines relevence, and has no need to seek it.
Back in the day if the WaPo had picked up as fact something out of, say, Mad Magazine, they would have cleared the newsroom. Every last one of them would have been fired.
Today it’s just “oops, our bad, sorry!”
Compost Idiots. LOL!
[ Classic media pavlovian response. Theyll bite at anything that diminishes Palins influence in the public square. ]
Wow, we should play with the media by comming up with all sorts of Bunk about Palin and watch them post stories and then have to retract them...
Sounds like another nitwit trying to trash Christianity.
They’re making merciless fun of her on Twitter.
http://twitter.com/search?q=%23suziparkerscoops&src=hash
“Fox News and their once-upon-a-time darling Palin”
Stick it up your A$$ suzi
The “contributor” who wrote this tripe in the WaPo:
Suzi Parker is an Arkansas-based political and cultural journalist and author of Sex in the South: Unbuckling the Bible Belt. Follow her on Twitter at @SuziParker
Suzi is a floozie.
Above, Suzi Parker: The hate festering inside this mean-spirited, chubby creature seeps through from the blackness of heart and lets the ugly out. The contrast between that vile writer of lies and Sarah Palin, inwardly and outwardly, is self-evident:
Ah, you beat me to it. Be warned, though, Suzi Parker is blocking people using that hashtag... I know you’ll all be broken-hearted if that happens to you.
I don’t know whether or not Sarah will be a player but I do know she is laughing all the way to the bank

"CORRECTION: An earlier version of this post incorrectly reported that Sarah Palin had signed on as a contributor to the Al Jazeera America news network. The blogger cited a report on the Daily Currant Web site as the basis for that information without realizing that the piece was satirical."
"Without realizing"? The Daily Currant 'story' right above the Palin item is, "Glenn Beck Calls 911 After Accidentally Eating Halal Pizza" - and the site's About page begins, "The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper". How do you miss this - and go to press with such a remarkable 'fact' without seeking a confirming source - while having enough gray matter to breathe?
Malkin is pounding her! That was a great link, thanks.
By assuming anything that fits your preconceived notions (narrative) must be true, therefore no need to check it out.
A Democrat Ungergroud thread title...
Daily Currant: Scalia Calls Homosexuality Unamerican
article excerpt...
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is under fire today for controversial statements regarding LGBT rights.
In a speech to the conservative Federalist Society, the aging judicial firebrand claimed that homosexuality was ‘unnatural’ and ‘unamerican’ and suggested states should have the right to ban it under the 10th amendment.
The explosive remarks come just days after the high court agreed to hear two cases that might finally decide the question of whether gays in the United States have the constitutional right to marry. If Scalia’s speech is any indication, however, marriage equality won't be getting his vote when the case is decided:
“Certain countries have long histories of homosexuality. France, for example, has been a haven for queers since Charlemagne. And Australia was pretty much a bath house from day one - the English didn't send enough women for the convicts.”
Out of the 9 comments posted, only 1 realized it was satire...now there are 8 brain dense Dems all in a FB/Twitter, accusing Scalia of something that never happened.
Please leave satire to the professionals
Just looked at her previous blog about Hillery: “One thing is certain no one in American politics has her resume. She is every woman political spouse, mother, lawyer, first lady, U.S. senator and Secretary of State. She can see Washington and the world through a prism unlike anyone else”.
Brutal, and deservedly so.
Has the Washington Post or New York Times EVER fallen for a hoax that made a Dem look bad?
The answer is: NO.
It’s a sign of media bias and hatred for traditional Americans.
Has the Washington Post or New York Times EVER fallen for a hoax that made a Dem look bad?
The answer is: NO.
It’s a sign of media bias and hatred for traditional Americans.
Too many Republicans did the same thing.
Which reminds me that the man "who invented the internet" did IN FACT sell his lame azz media biz to al-Jazeera.
Someone should remind moonbat Suzi Q that Bill and Hill had the FBI files of 900+ Republicans in their possession during the Clinton’s White House years.
Charles Colson went to prison for having just one FBI file of a democrat in his possession during the Watergate era.
Madame Hillary’s resume should include a stint in federal prison.
In my post a few prior to this, in spirit of Christian charity, I was kind and referred to her merely as "chubby". I did consider using the term "big boned" to describe this Suzi Parker creature. But truthfully, just plain fat is what she is.
I saw her on one of the book shows on C-SPAN and actually thought dumpy, frumpy little Suzi was borderline obese. In any event, she's an ugly, evil little ball of hate. She obviously never learned much since most Southern-bred women are gracious, beautiful and well-mannered.
...and still are.
She's still my darling.
Something tells me that suzi has some repressed issues regarding boys who would not unbuckle for her.
David Burge(Iowahawk)at his usual best as per Twitter:
“There are times when we should cease the cruel humiliation of a fellow human being. This is not one of those times.”
Methinks Ms. Parker’s ex-boyfriends have all been battery operated.
Suzi Parker proves that liberalism truly is a mental illness..Sarah Palin has been living in these bozos heads rent free for what, almost 4 1/2 years..all libs are proving is how terrified they are that Sarah can destroy the Marxist agenda, otherwise, why bother talking about her..talk about Chris Christie or Marco Rubio, but NO, they are obsessed with Sarah Palin, because at the end of the day that is who they are afraid of can win
"There are times when we should cease the cruel humiliation of a fellow human being. This is not one of those times."
OMG...ROTF!

Death to Al Jazeera!!
Yes, I saw that one from Iowahawk. He and Ace of Spades are national treasures.
"There are times when we should cease the cruel humiliation of a fellow human being. This is not one of those times."
Simply beautiful.
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