Regardless of cardiovascular ailments the older I get the less I like greasy foods like bacon, breakfast sausage, salami and the like however I will never be a total vegan subsisting on ‘rabbit food only’. Plus I’d like to stay away from hospitals and expensive medical costs. I’d like to die in my sleep when the Lord calls me and avoid all that mess but a massive, fatal MI isn’t too bad of a 2nd exit option.
the key is really good cuts of meat. and not a mountain of them, but enough you’re happy without being a fat bastard about it.
***** “Id like to die in my sleep when the Lord calls me and avoid all that mess but a massive, fatal MI isnt too bad of a 2nd exit option.” *****
I’m shooting for falling into a Vat of Beer and my Cigar (that didn’t get wet) with a letter from a Victoria’s Secret Model in my pocket telling me how much she enjoyed our time together. Just so when my EX has to look at the huge (smile on my face) when she identifies my body.
“I want to die like my grandfather did. Peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.” - Jack Handey
Funny premise in the movie "Defending Your Life" where in the afterlife, while you are being judged (which apparently takes place over several "days"), you are afforded the opportunity to partake in lots of extracurricular activities, one of which is to indulge in lots of different kinds of foods - which no longer has any negative effect on your health - or your waistline.
That’s how my dad went. We were visiting Paris, and on the bus going back to the city, he grabbed his chest, said “I’m so dizzy,” then collapsed. The bus driver pulled over immediately right in front of a clinic. Ninety seconds after he grabbed his chest he was in an ER, where he died.. He was 56, a retired Detroit cop. Good way to go, but way too young.