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Obama Skeets the Truth
GOP USA ^ | February 12, 2013 | Rick Jensen

Posted on 02/13/2013 3:55:51 AM PST by IbJensen

"I do skeet shooting."

Of course you do, Mr. President.

"I do skeet shooting all the time."

Which is why skeet shooters (not "doers" of skeet or "skeeters" as you call them) took a quick look at your photo and noted your aim is straight ahead, not upward where the clay target would be. They also noticed you're pictured using a gun designed for trap shooting, wearing dark sunglasses on a cloudy day, holding the gun incorrectly, your shoulder shows no reaction to what should be the gun's recoil, and a few other oddities.

There's also the White House press corps reports stating you played golf all day before flying to Camp David to "relax" after an exhausting birthday on the links. No mention of skeet. It was predictable.

It also doesn't really matter. What does matter is Americans on Facebook, Twitter, radio and at the office coffee dispenser laughingly knew a photo, real or otherwise, would pop up as soon as you decided it was so important during your gun control campaign to defend a comment you made to a little-known political outlet.

They parody your duplicity, beginning with your proselytized bipartisanship. While Republicans presented you with solutions for the rising costs of health care, you went to the press to say Republicans brought no ideas. The truth would have been to say they brought no ideas you liked or wanted to incorporate, until it was election time. Then you shouted to the world that your plan was based on conservative ideas. Your left-of-center supporters said, "Yeah. So there," smiling because they enjoyed playing along with what they saw as a big joke on the right.

The problem, Mr. Obama, is that you do this so often that one may reasonably presume you don't get the joke because, to you, it's serious. You must really think you're fooling people simply because your friendly press doesn't call you on it and defends you with so-called "fact checkers."

Why else would you ruin the career of Susan Rice if you didn't think you could get away with fooling the American people with a fictitious story about a video being responsible for a carefully planned attack on our Benghazi mission?

Why else would you reward Goldman Sachs executives with cushy government jobs instead of prosecuting them for violating investment laws and wreaking havoc on our economy?

Why else would you give billions of tax dollars to companies bundling campaign contributions for you and your party when your own financial analysts predicted they were facing bankruptcy?

Why else would you secure profitable deals for your friends at pharmaceutical companies while pushing an "affordable' health care plan that now puts in peril 500,000 children whose families would otherwise have been able to afford major medical health insurance through their employers?

Why else?

Because you really are getting away with it.

Take, for example, the federal appellate court that found you guilty of betraying your oath to the Constitution. It's not like you're going to jail or going to be impeached. There is no tangible price to pay for your duplicity.

On the lighter side, please reconsider the phrase, "I do skeet shooting." Skeet shooters don't "do" shooting. They "shoot," as in, "let's go shoot skeet."

In an effort to be helpful, Mr. President, here are some other phrases that would indicate the speaker doesn't really participate in said activities:

"I do bowling"

"I do archery. Yes, I really do bows and arrows."

"I do philately'

"I do bipartisan."

TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: broncobama; halfrican; liar; phony
Bronco doesn't have any kind of life (other than maybe some golf) to draw upon and he has to make stuff up as he goes along his crooked road enroute to hell in order to have some semblance of being seen as a ‘regular guy’. He is the furthest thing from anything ‘regular’ that we have ever seen in this country, or the world for that matter and imbecilic or complicit voters have put him in the White Hut. May God help us when we finally find out all the answers! Like most communist leaders he has no close friends as they are afraid they won't wake up tomorrow.
1 posted on 02/13/2013 3:56:09 AM PST by IbJensen
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To: IbJensen

-——doesn’t have any kind of life——

He is syntheticman......... made to be precisely what he is

A black leftwing radical speech reader

There is no there there

2 posted on 02/13/2013 4:21:31 AM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 .....The fairest Deduction to be reduced is the Standard Deduction)
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To: IbJensen

Sorry Barry, you didn’t skeet that! Somebody else did.

3 posted on 02/13/2013 4:42:54 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Now Playing. Obama II - The Revenge of My Father.)
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To: IbJensen; shibumi

The correct term would’ve been “I skeet shoot all the time” or alternately, “I shoot skeet all the time.”

[I do the internet...I know these things]


4 posted on 02/13/2013 4:50:36 AM PST by Salamander (We're all kinds of animals comin' round here...occasional demons, too.)
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To: bert

He reminds me of an alien shape shifter who can mimic the things that humans do with actually comprehending them.

5 posted on 02/13/2013 4:53:49 AM PST by Salamander (We're all kinds of animals comin' round here...occasional demons, too.)
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To: Salamander
"He reminds me of an alien shape shifter..."

Makes you wonder if maybe just this one time David Icke was right.
6 posted on 02/13/2013 5:05:07 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi
Since I think "aliens" are actually demons, he probably is, accidentally.

7 posted on 02/13/2013 5:07:34 AM PST by Salamander (We're all kinds of animals comin' round here...occasional demons, too.)
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To: IbJensen
what a fruit
8 posted on 02/13/2013 5:07:47 AM PST by BO Stinkss
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To: IbJensen

I am still inclined to believe what was put forth by a FReeper when Obummer first made his skeet shooting statement.

I don’t remember who the poster was, but he said that “shooting skeet” is a gross term for an act involving sexual activity and that Obummer was just using this so that he and all of the cool people could laugh at the rest of us.

In the initial statement, the Liar-in-Chief, says something like, “At Camp David, we do skeet shooting all of the time. Not the girls....” Not an exact quote, but I am positive that the phrase “not the girls” is in there. He does not name “the girls” or refer to them as his daughters. Thus, he could be referring to any females there. And females would not be able to do what the swine is referring to....

9 posted on 02/13/2013 6:44:31 AM PST by Bigg Red (Restore us, O God of hosts; let your face shine, that we may be saved! -Ps80)
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