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Guess who officially QUIT SMOKING today?
NBC News ^ | 2/14/2013 | Hasani Gittens, News Editor, NBC News

Posted on 02/14/2013 4:59:33 PM PST by The KG9 Kid

Chris Dorner.

Body of ex-LAPD gunman identified in charred cabin


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KEYWORDS: crispydorner; dorner; saintcrispy; stcrispy; stcrispydorner
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

Try the fish.

1 posted on 02/14/2013 4:59:38 PM PST by The KG9 Kid
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To: The KG9 Kid
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the fish. And don't forget to tip your waitress!
2 posted on 02/14/2013 5:01:04 PM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: The KG9 Kid

wonder what they didn’t want him to say in a courtroom, why they roasted him alive instead


3 posted on 02/14/2013 5:02:02 PM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: The KG9 Kid

Do you smell bacon?


4 posted on 02/14/2013 5:03:37 PM PST by ransacked
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To: The KG9 Kid

LOL That one is gonna spread like a wildfire.


5 posted on 02/14/2013 5:04:10 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: The KG9 Kid

Ha ha ha.

I posted it hours ago but still funny:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2988437/posts?page=41#41


6 posted on 02/14/2013 5:05:18 PM PST by isthisnickcool (Sharia? No thanks!)
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To: yldstrk

It was the San Burnanegro Sheriff Department that lit the fire./S
(San Bernadino for the uninformed)


7 posted on 02/14/2013 5:05:32 PM PST by 9422WMR
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To: The KG9 Kid

This topic will be HOT!


8 posted on 02/14/2013 5:05:32 PM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: The KG9 Kid

"He's going to need a beer to put those flames out"!

9 posted on 02/14/2013 5:10:12 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism)
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To: The KG9 Kid

LOL... You have talent.


10 posted on 02/14/2013 5:12:27 PM PST by Gator113 ( REGISTER THE DAMN LIBERALS and leave my guns alone!!)
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To: The KG9 Kid

My guess was Hussein - but there are no official records of any kind.


11 posted on 02/14/2013 5:15:34 PM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: The KG9 Kid

12 posted on 02/14/2013 5:17:04 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: The KG9 Kid

One year drug free!

13 posted on 02/14/2013 5:18:34 PM PST by Sawdring
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To: The KG9 Kid
Sick, but funny! ☺
14 posted on 02/14/2013 5:19:12 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: The KG9 Kid

Took a while for him to assume cabin temperature.


15 posted on 02/14/2013 5:20:08 PM PST by AU72
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To: The KG9 Kid

Sorry, the joke is a day old, and already stale!


16 posted on 02/14/2013 5:20:26 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: AU72

Due process by fire. How American.


17 posted on 02/14/2013 5:21:48 PM PST by bicyclerepair (Zombies Eat Brains. Half of FL is safe.)
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To: The KG9 Kid

LOL!


18 posted on 02/14/2013 5:24:00 PM PST by Randy Larsen (Aim small, Miss small.)
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To: The KG9 Kid

Alicia Keys just recorded a tribute to Chris, called “This Man Is On Fire.”


19 posted on 02/14/2013 5:25:15 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

I was so hoping it was a drone strike.


20 posted on 02/14/2013 5:26:42 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (I own a weapon to protect my family from those wanting to take that weapon away.)
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To: The KG9 Kid

BURN! /kelso


21 posted on 02/14/2013 5:33:46 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: The KG9 Kid

He took Ash Wednesday to x-treme


22 posted on 02/14/2013 5:40:31 PM PST by CGASMIA68
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To: t1b8zs

It would be awesome if his middle initial was “P”.

Chris P. Dorner.


23 posted on 02/14/2013 5:46:20 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek

LOL


24 posted on 02/14/2013 5:58:42 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: isthisnickcool; The KG9 Kid

Actually, it was posted yesterday.....#927.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2987845/posts?page=927#927


25 posted on 02/14/2013 6:09:54 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: bicyclerepair

“Due process by fire. How American.”

To serve a warrant in the middle of a firefight is not American.

I’d say it’s half ObamaTron Liberal and half French.

You first.


26 posted on 02/14/2013 6:12:06 PM PST by rbmillerjr (We have No Opposition to Obama's Socialist Agenda)
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To: ColdOne

LOL simple but good!


27 posted on 02/14/2013 6:13:50 PM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: The KG9 Kid

He’s:

Fat Tuesday.

Ash Wednesday.


28 posted on 02/14/2013 6:18:58 PM PST by cicero2k
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To: The KG9 Kid

I laughed, I cried...it moved me, Bob.


29 posted on 02/14/2013 6:46:07 PM PST by Mr. Dough (Who was the greater military man, General Tso or Col. Sanders?)
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To: The KG9 Kid

I heard is as *Dorner-ka-bob* today.


30 posted on 02/14/2013 7:36:48 PM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks The KG9 Kid, nothing like laughing while going “oh man”. ;’D


31 posted on 02/14/2013 7:57:35 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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To: cripplecreek; t1b8zs; cicero2k; dfwgator; AU72; Sawdring; 9422WMR; isthisnickcool

[laughs, falls off chair, hits head, remains out cold ‘til bedtime]


32 posted on 02/14/2013 8:06:17 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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To: Mr. Dough

Nice Veggie Tales reference.


33 posted on 02/14/2013 8:21:53 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: The KG9 Kid
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.


34 posted on 02/15/2013 7:26:53 AM PST by Peet (TurboTax: "So simple even a Secretary of the Treasury can use it!")
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