I almost feel like I know that guy. Used to drive past his house (in Malvern, PA) every day on my way to work. Used to see him fetching his newspaper from the driveway. My cousin once totaled his car on Chubby’s front lawn (drunk driving), and years later my ex-GF hit some black ice and totaled her car on his lawn too.
Holy crap! That's a remarkable story, especially in light of your nickname...lol
Chubby is an anti social jerk. My B-in-law lives in Malvern PA a couple of houses away from Chubby. Chubby calls the POlice on Christmas Carolers.