Here’s my suggestion. Send up some guy from the state department...give a complete “we surrender” document. List out the things that we will surrender: (1) 600 tons of Oregon mulch, (2) two hundred cases of Bud Lite, (3) twelve thousand tons of pumpkins which will come after harvest season, (4) all of the Micheal Jackson video collection, (5) a free Burger King franchise, (6) a hundred cases of Windex, and a signed copy of the President’s Sequestration plan.
Then to emphasize that we aren’t joking....actually direct all US troops to leave South Korea within four months.
Awesome and certainly do-able.
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You know, it’s just crazy enough that it just might work!