Skip to comments.Double Barrel Biden, Rape Whistle Salazar and My AR-15 Giveaway
Posted on 02/24/2013 5:04:23 AM PST by Kaslin
Boy, the anti-gun goobers were out in full force this past week giving us plebeians the down low on what we need to protect ourselves during everything from home invasions to rape situations. It was like listening to Obama talk about economics or Roseanne Barr gloss smoothly on the importance of Southern etiquette in marital conflicts.
I heard so much horse scat coming from the left last week regarding self-defense that I am now befuddled as to whom I should give my Are You Blanking Kidding Me award to. Damn you, tyranny of many options. Damn you!
First on the stooge list of bad ideas for self-defense is one, Jose Salazar, Democrat lawmaker (God, help us) from Colorado who decided to unfurl how dumb he thinks women are and how much he doesnt care about them in one fell swoop. And boy did he dunk it, folks. Boom!
Now, before I proceed, allow me to say that if I were a woman and Im not (but I do like Kate Hudson films) but if were a lass, Id tell gun-grabbing democrats to kiss my Pilates because they do not care about your person or family and would rather yall be a sitting duck to demented perps. Oh well, what can you expect from a party that supports Planned Parenthood.
Back to Dufus Salazar.
Question: Did you hear the sputum Salazar spewed last week regarding what ladies should do in a rape altercation? Democratic Congressman Mr. Salazar, told college girls, among other unreasonable things last week, to whistle if they think theyre getting raped verses carrying a gun and drawing down on the dipstick.
The reason he argued for the whistle defense is essentially because you ladies are, in his estimation, emotional basket cases who cant discern if youre a). about to get raped or b). about to be asked directions to the gym. And with that sagacious guidance, Jose made Todd Akin sound like Sandra Fluke. Or is it Fluck? Fluke, I dont know.
Blow a whistle, Salazar? Who are you? Lauren Bacall? If you want me, just whistle?
Look ladies, the only thing that blows is Salazars advice. Forgive me, but if I were a chick and some lech lurched for one of my puppies, the only whistling noise anyone would hear would be made by an incoming 90grain, .380 bullet heading for Chester the Molesters vitals.
Second on my list of "What did you just say?" is this is advice the University of Colorado gives to women to repel attackers. Check it out:
1. Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.
2. Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.
3. Kick off your shoes if you have time and cant run in them.
4. Dont take time to look back; just get away.
5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.
6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.
7. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.
8. Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!
9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.
10. Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.
Im too gobsmacked to even queue up a cheeky quip for that crapola. Tell em youre menstruating? Wow. How about #11: walk around with pig blood on you like Carrie at the prom?
Suffice it to say ladies that Id much rather have a loaded, purty gun.
And lastly, we come to Vice President Joe Biden who told a Facebook forum that for home defense we dont need an AR-15 but we should all get a double barrel shotgun and simply fire it in the air, off the balcony, if we believe our homes are being invaded.
In all fairness to Mr. Biden, the shotgun is the ultimate showstopper for home defense. If I was a Hamburglar Id much rather deal with a 55 grain, .223 round in my chest versus having no chest at all after being hit with a heavy, high brass, duck load out of a 12 gauge goose gun.
That said, however, the 2nd Amendment is in the Bill of Rights not the Bill of Needs and if we want an AR-15 to defend our castle then it is our right to choose. Yes, I said it. Im pro-choice. Joes counsel is fraught with many foibles, chief amongst them is the aforementioned: it is our right to choose which weapon wed like cover our backside, not what big government green lights.
And with that Id like to announce that my little website, ClashDaily.com, is giving away, to a lucky subscriber, an AR-15. Register now and you might win this lovely weapon.
To make everyone happy, you can call it your whistle. Or how about calling it Whistler Mother? Registration is free. Good luck.
Like that's gonna stop a rapist, or your average drunken horndog college guy for that matter.
Like that's gonna stop a rapist, or your average drunken horndog college guy for that matter.
If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense. -
Rape is about power and control, not sex. The goofus who’s giving out the advice above should be mindful of Richard Speck’s victims. They thought they’d be better off by remaining calm. One by one, he led or dragged them out of the room, raped them, then killed them. Whoever is giving out this long list of advice points on the college campus really doesn’t have the best interests of women in mind. My advice to the ladies: fight like your life depends on it, because it does.
Rape advice from democrats? Why not, they’re probably the go to authorities on the subject of rape and other violent crimes!
I’ve got to wonder, when a rapist is trying to determine whether to proceed or refrain from acting, does he ask himself, “What would Bill Clinton do?”
Remember ladies, whatever can do to defend yourself, don’t harm the perp because he won’t be able to vote democrat in future elections if you should kill him. [/sarc]
We need gun control for democrats!
A large part of the electorate loves to hear the endless
left-wing preaching of the new gods of the Progressive party.
(Salvation now comes from humans.)
One wonders how many people were “saved” by Pol Pot.
(The potential for little Pol Pots exists in the Progressive Party.)
That is the best article I have read in a long time
The woman who asked Biden the question that got that response was later interviewed on Fox---said she thought Biden's answer was "sexist"---another putdown of women.
All in keeping with Biden's views. His antics at the 2012 VP debate were the first clue.
Biden kept smirking, smiling, sneering, interrupting, overtalking and being sarcastic when Ryan spoke.........
Bidens rudeness to Ryan, his uproarious laughter, snorts and sneers, his hectoring and mugging displayed Dems' in an evil light---according to some women.....
Women who've suffered spousal abuse said they could barely watch the debate-b/c they were unnerved by Bidens antics. They say Biden eerily reminded them of abusive husbands. All the tactics abusive men use to brutalize and demean, to make women feel inadequate and unimportant were the tactics they saw Biden use:
(1) not listening to their side,
(2) interrupting when they dared speak up,
(3) laughing and mugging when they tried to air their grievances,
(4) demeaning and marginalizing them for daring to disagree,
(5) asserting superority to keep them subjugated,
(6) showing contempt when they tried to defend themselves,
(7) being condescending to them and disdainful of their views.
11. Speed dial Planned Parenthood and ask for help
He must be watching the same movies I am. I learned another one, too. When you're running away from the bad guy, and you trip over a rock, don't just sit there and sigh about your booboo. Get up and run! ;-)
A double-barreled Juanita Broaddrick would have saved us a lot of misery from a lyin’ sociopath, his talking member and the spinoff cretins surrounding him that are currently roaming the republic.
If some large, conservative leaning corporation could get its hands on a few hundred AR-15’s and ammo, they could sponsor a nationwide contest, where legal, and get a hundred million dollars free publicity and advertisement.
An astounding marketing opportunity.
Sure they would also get eyeball-bleeding panic from leftists, along with the bitterest of hate and threats, but since leftists probably already hate them, no problem.
If they wanted to do a test of the idea, there are probably several states willing to include guns as prizes in their state lotteries.
That passive idea has been around for 30+ years. In college days, I tried to imagine being passive and I didn’t think I could but they said would be safest so I kept thinking how I would try. Thankfully I never had to face the issue. Then years later I read the much more common sense approach to fight like H*LL. Why do they keep telling women not to defend themselves? Yet they want women in combat. What a bunch of hypocritical contradictions the liberal are and yet they believe their thinking is “evolved and enlightened”.
Thanks for the link——I keep wonderig if Biden’d give that advice to Chicagoans being murdered (cackle).
12. Fart in the general direction of your attacker.
You’re welcome. I don’t think any one has to wonder with Biden
I vote for standing around and engaging your attacker with some dialogue. Maybe you and your attacker can get to the route problems affecting him today. Talking always works if we just listen to one another /sarc