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Double Barrel Biden, Rape Whistle Salazar and My AR-15 Giveaway
Townhall.com ^ | February 24, 2013 | Doug Giles

Posted on 02/24/2013 5:04:23 AM PST by Kaslin

Boy, the anti-gun goobers were out in full force this past week giving us plebeians the down low on what we “need” to protect ourselves during everything from home invasions to rape situations. It was like listening to Obama talk about economics or Roseanne Barr gloss smoothly on the importance of Southern etiquette in marital conflicts.

I heard so much horse scat coming from the left last week regarding self-defense that I am now befuddled as to whom I should give my “Are You Blanking Kidding Me” award to. Damn you, tyranny of many options. Damn you!

First on the stooge list of bad ideas for self-defense is one, Jose Salazar, Democrat lawmaker (God, help us) from Colorado who decided to unfurl how dumb he thinks women are and how much he doesn’t care about them in one fell swoop. And boy did he dunk it, folks. Boom!

Now, before I proceed, allow me to say that if I were a woman – and I’m not (but I do like Kate Hudson films) – but if were a lass, I’d tell gun-grabbing democrats to kiss my Pilates because they do not care about your person or family and would rather y’all be a sitting duck to demented perps. Oh well, what can you expect from a party that supports Planned Parenthood.

Back to Dufus Salazar.

Question: Did you hear the sputum Salazar spewed last week regarding what ladies should do in a rape altercation? Democratic Congressman Mr. Salazar, told college girls, among other unreasonable things last week, to whistle if they think they’re getting raped verses carrying a gun and drawing down on the dipstick.

The reason he argued for the whistle defense is essentially because you ladies are, in his estimation, emotional basket cases who cant discern if you’re a). about to get raped or b). about to be asked directions to the gym. And with that sagacious guidance, Jose made Todd Akin sound like Sandra Fluke. Or is it Fluck? Fluke, I don’t know.

Blow a whistle, Salazar? Who are you? Lauren Bacall? “If you want me, just whistle?”

Look ladies, the only thing that blows is Salazar’s advice. Forgive me, but if I were a chick and some lech lurched for one of my puppies, the only whistling noise anyone would hear would be made by an incoming 90grain, .380 bullet heading for Chester the Molester’s vitals.

Second on my list of "What did you just say?" is this is advice the University of Colorado gives to women to repel attackers. Check it out:

1. Be realistic about your ability to protect yourself.

2. Your instinct may be to scream, go ahead! It may startle your attacker and give you an opportunity to run away.

3. Kick off your shoes if you have time and can’t run in them.

4. Don’t take time to look back; just get away.

5. If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense.

6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.

7. Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.

8. Yelling, hitting or biting may give you a chance to escape, do it!

9. Understand that some actions on your part might lead to more harm.

10. Remember, every emergency situation is different. Only you can decide which action is most appropriate.

I’m too gobsmacked to even queue up a cheeky quip for that crapola. Tell ‘em you’re menstruating? Wow. How about #11: walk around with pig blood on you like Carrie at the prom?

Suffice it to say ladies that I’d much rather have a loaded, purty gun.

And lastly, we come to Vice President Joe Biden who told a Facebook forum that for home defense we don’t need an AR-15 but we should all get a double barrel shotgun and simply fire it in the air, off the balcony, if we believe our homes are being invaded.

In all fairness to Mr. Biden, the shotgun is the ultimate showstopper for home defense. If I was a Hamburglar I’d much rather deal with a 55 grain, .223 round in my chest versus having no chest at all after being hit with a heavy, high brass, duck load out of a 12 gauge goose gun.

That said, however, the 2nd Amendment is in the Bill of Rights not the Bill of Needs and if we want an AR-15 to defend our castle then it is our right to choose. Yes, I said it. I’m pro-choice. Joe’s counsel is fraught with many foibles, chief amongst them is the aforementioned: it is our right to choose which weapon we’d like cover our backside, not what big government green lights.

And with that I’d like to announce that my little website, ClashDaily.com, is giving away, to a lucky subscriber, an AR-15. Register now and you might win this lovely weapon.

To make everyone happy, you can call it your whistle. Or how about calling it Whistler Mother? Registration is free. Good luck.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; ar15; guncontrol; guns; joebiden; rape; secondamendment

1 posted on 02/24/2013 5:04:28 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin
6. Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating.

Like that's gonna stop a rapist, or your average drunken horndog college guy for that matter.

2 posted on 02/24/2013 5:11:49 AM PST by MuttTheHoople (Pray for Joe Biden- Proverbs 29:9)
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To: MuttTheHoople

Like that's gonna stop a rapist, or your average drunken horndog college guy for that matter.

3 posted on 02/24/2013 5:16:26 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Kaslin

If your life is in danger, passive resistance may be your best defense. -
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Rape is about power and control, not sex. The goofus who’s giving out the advice above should be mindful of Richard Speck’s victims. They thought they’d be better off by remaining calm. One by one, he led or dragged them out of the room, raped them, then killed them. Whoever is giving out this long list of advice points on the college campus really doesn’t have the best interests of women in mind. My advice to the ladies: fight like your life depends on it, because it does.


4 posted on 02/24/2013 5:23:46 AM PST by quintr
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To: Kaslin

Rape advice from democrats? Why not, they’re probably the go to authorities on the subject of rape and other violent crimes!

I’ve got to wonder, when a rapist is trying to determine whether to proceed or refrain from acting, does he ask himself, “What would Bill Clinton do?”

Remember ladies, whatever can do to defend yourself, don’t harm the perp because he won’t be able to vote democrat in future elections if you should kill him. [/sarc]

We need gun control for democrats!


5 posted on 02/24/2013 5:28:15 AM PST by Perseverando (Gun control? It's really not about gun control is it? It's really about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
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To: Kaslin

A large part of the electorate loves to hear the endless
left-wing preaching of the new gods of the Progressive party.

(Salvation now comes from humans.)

One wonders how many people were “saved” by Pol Pot.
(The potential for little Pol Pots exists in the Progressive Party.)

IMHO

IMHO


6 posted on 02/24/2013 5:30:55 AM PST by ripley
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To: Kaslin

That is the best article I have read in a long time


7 posted on 02/24/2013 5:38:51 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: All
At a videoed forum, Joe Biden said he told his wife Jill---if she felt threatened in their home (set on secluded wooded property)----she should fire a double barrel shotgun in the air from their balcony (which is an illegal act).

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The woman who asked Biden the question that got that response was later interviewed on Fox---said she thought Biden's answer was "sexist"---another putdown of women.

All in keeping with Biden's views. His antics at the 2012 VP debate were the first clue.

Biden kept smirking, smiling, sneering, interrupting, overtalking and being sarcastic when Ryan spoke.........

Biden’s rudeness to Ryan, his uproarious laughter, snorts and sneers, his hectoring and mugging displayed Dems' in an evil light---according to some women.....

Women who've suffered spousal abuse said they could barely watch the debate-—b/c they were unnerved by Biden’s antics. They say Biden eerily reminded them of abusive husbands. All the tactics abusive men use to brutalize and demean, to make women feel inadequate and unimportant were the tactics they saw Biden use:

(1) not listening to their side,

(2) interrupting when they dared speak up,

(3) laughing and mugging when they tried to air their grievances,

(4) demeaning and marginalizing them for daring to disagree,

(5) asserting superority to keep them subjugated,

(6) showing contempt when they tried to defend themselves,

(7) being condescending to them and disdainful of their views.

8 posted on 02/24/2013 5:39:11 AM PST by Liz
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To: Kaslin

11. Speed dial Planned Parenthood and ask for help


9 posted on 02/24/2013 5:42:28 AM PST by VRW Conspirator (Sometimes it takes calamity to lead to serenity - FReeper RacerX1128)
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To: Liz
Here is the video

Biden's Shotgun comments draw controversy

10 posted on 02/24/2013 5:47:00 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin
4. Don’t take time to look back; just get away.

He must be watching the same movies I am. I learned another one, too. When you're running away from the bad guy, and you trip over a rock, don't just sit there and sigh about your booboo. Get up and run! ;-)

11 posted on 02/24/2013 5:47:13 AM PST by St_Thomas_Aquinas
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To: Kaslin

A double-barreled Juanita Broaddrick would have saved us a lot of misery from a lyin’ sociopath, his talking member and the spinoff cretins surrounding him that are currently roaming the republic.


12 posted on 02/24/2013 5:57:44 AM PST by PGalt
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To: Kaslin

If some large, conservative leaning corporation could get its hands on a few hundred AR-15’s and ammo, they could sponsor a nationwide contest, where legal, and get a hundred million dollars free publicity and advertisement.

An astounding marketing opportunity.

Sure they would also get eyeball-bleeding panic from leftists, along with the bitterest of hate and threats, but since leftists probably already hate them, no problem.

If they wanted to do a test of the idea, there are probably several states willing to include guns as prizes in their state lotteries.


13 posted on 02/24/2013 5:58:57 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: quintr

That passive idea has been around for 30+ years. In college days, I tried to imagine being passive and I didn’t think I could but they said would be safest so I kept thinking how I would try. Thankfully I never had to face the issue. Then years later I read the much more common sense approach to fight like H*LL. Why do they keep telling women not to defend themselves? Yet they want women in combat. What a bunch of hypocritical contradictions the liberal are and yet they believe their thinking is “evolved and enlightened”.


14 posted on 02/24/2013 6:03:04 AM PST by outinyellowdogcountry
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To: Kaslin

Thanks for the link——I keep wonderig if Biden’d give that advice to Chicagoans being murdered (cackle).


15 posted on 02/24/2013 6:03:42 AM PST by Liz
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To: VRW Conspirator

12. Fart in the general direction of your attacker.


16 posted on 02/24/2013 6:07:12 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Liz

You’re welcome. I don’t think any one has to wonder with Biden


17 posted on 02/24/2013 6:10:22 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin

I vote for standing around and engaging your attacker with some dialogue. Maybe you and your attacker can get to the route problems affecting him today. Talking always works if we just listen to one another /sarc


18 posted on 02/24/2013 6:13:39 AM PST by corlorde (forWARD of the state)
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To: central_va

I laughed.

19 posted on 02/24/2013 6:23:56 AM PST by MuttTheHoople (Pray for Joe Biden- Proverbs 29:9)
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To: Kaslin
Biden is a doubled barreled a$$hole!
20 posted on 02/24/2013 7:25:47 AM PST by paratrooper82 (82nd ABN Div. 1/508th BN "Fury From the Sky")
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To: Kaslin

21 posted on 02/24/2013 7:32:30 AM PST by Perseverando (Gun control? It's really not about gun control is it? It's really about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
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To: Perseverando
You want to allow women to protect themselves? Give them a sawed off shotgun loaded with double 00 buckshot and the “OK” to use it, I will bet you would see one hell of a lot less rapes. Yes, some collateral damage but less rapes none-the-less.
22 posted on 02/24/2013 7:39:47 AM PST by DaveA37
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To: Progov

23 posted on 02/24/2013 7:46:14 AM PST by Perseverando (Gun control? It's really not about gun control is it? It's really about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
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To: Kaslin

24 posted on 02/26/2013 7:51:25 AM PST by Lazamataz (Republicans have the same policies as the Democrats, except for the part where they win elections.)
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