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Free Vibrators: Trojan to Give Away Thousands of Sex Toys on Miami Beach
New Times ^ | 2/21/13 | Hannah Sentenac

Posted on 02/25/2013 4:53:57 AM PST by SoFloFreeper

...Next Tuesday, Trojan, condom hawkers extraordinaire, will be passing out thousands of free vibrators to Miami Beach-goers. You heard right. THOUSANDS OF FREE VIBRATORS.

Like your friendly neighborhood hot dog cart (only even more blatantly phallic), the Trojan Vibrations Pleasure Carts will be doling out titillating toys to passers-by...

(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.miaminewtimes.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: morality; sex
Hollywood jokes about child rape, sex toys distributed for free, and yet conservatives and the Judeo-Christian worldview are considered anathema.
1 posted on 02/25/2013 4:54:08 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: SoFloFreeper

This could be a good thing. If we can get them a steady supply of Duracells, they will keep buzzing happily away and not vote/stay away from politics...

Yes, it’s come to this.


2 posted on 02/25/2013 5:04:50 AM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: SoFloFreeper
Psalm 12:8
The wicked freely strut about when what is vile is honored among men.
3 posted on 02/25/2013 5:04:57 AM PST by tbpiper
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To: SoFloFreeper

I’d say South Florida is long since lost. Pull back and defend the Panhandle!


4 posted on 02/25/2013 5:05:44 AM PST by babble-on
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To: SoFloFreeper
Watching the Daytona 500 yesterday, I heard the announcers say that Danica Patrick had a vibrator in her car. Oh wait, no...it was a vibration. Never mind.
5 posted on 02/25/2013 5:06:34 AM PST by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: Mich Patriot

Harley makes car engines? ;)


6 posted on 02/25/2013 5:08:15 AM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: SoFloFreeper

They’re just trying to create a buzz to drive up sales.


7 posted on 02/25/2013 5:14:11 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

God’s wrath is coming upon U.S.!


8 posted on 02/25/2013 5:14:51 AM PST by wesagain (The God #Elohim# of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is the One True GOD.)
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To: All

Vendor: “Hot Dogs. Get your free footlong hot dogs here”.


9 posted on 02/25/2013 5:26:44 AM PST by BipolarBob (Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Why is a condom manufacturer giving away artificial phalli? Isn’t that bad for business?


10 posted on 02/25/2013 5:42:42 AM PST by Orbiting_Rosie's_Head (argh)
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To: Norm Lenhart

“Objects in mirror are not vibrating as they appear” — Seen on factory Harley motorcycle mirrors.


11 posted on 02/25/2013 5:47:15 AM PST by soycd
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To: babble-on

Speaking for conservative NE Florida here, kindly draw the defense line at 30.2 north lattitute please.


12 posted on 02/25/2013 5:47:38 AM PST by Mouton (108th MI Group.....68-71)
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To: BipolarBob

80s movie line...

Women at Chippendales strip show. Stripper walks up to one with his junk in a hot dog bun

Woman - “Tell me, is that a footlong?”

Stripper dude - “And then some!”


13 posted on 02/25/2013 6:01:45 AM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

“Bachelor Party” starring Tom Hanks.


14 posted on 02/25/2013 6:04:19 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Here once the embattled farmers stood... And fired the shot heard round the world.)
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To: BipolarBob
Vendor: “Hot Dogs. Get your free footlong hot dogs here”.

Nobody likes a braggart.

15 posted on 02/25/2013 6:06:03 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Here once the embattled farmers stood... And fired the shot heard round the world.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

"One ticket to Miami, please!"

16 posted on 02/25/2013 6:08:17 AM PST by DTogo (High time to bring back The Sons of Liberty !!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

"Huma called, make that 2 tickets!"

17 posted on 02/25/2013 6:11:07 AM PST by DTogo (High time to bring back The Sons of Liberty !!)
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To: SoFloFreeper

HmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMmmmm


18 posted on 02/25/2013 6:13:58 AM PST by Jack of all Trades (Hold your face to the light, even though for the moment you do not see.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

More proof the exploding meteor was off by about 10,000 miles.


19 posted on 02/25/2013 6:24:31 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: SoFloFreeper

Paging Sandra Fluke...Paging Sandra Fluke


20 posted on 02/25/2013 6:29:28 AM PST by Patriot Babe
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To: SoFloFreeper
Go find yourself a spin cycle!!
21 posted on 02/25/2013 6:41:04 AM PST by fattigermaster (Train for life in prison because they are stacking the bricks and setting the bars around you.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Oh geez, don’t let the White House find out about this, or this will be the new Obamaphone...


22 posted on 02/25/2013 7:05:00 AM PST by Kenton
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To: SoFloFreeper
They could make some serious coin by selling the contact info on the women who take them. That's a bigger green light than a tramp stamp or knowing if she hates her dad.
23 posted on 02/25/2013 7:35:41 AM PST by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: Orbiting_Rosie's_Head
Why is a condom manufacturer giving away artificial phalli?

To desentitize the suckers. We can't have people thinking sex is awesome, precious, or sacred. Sex has to be repurposed as a recreational drug, an anesthetic, a distraction so that people will no longer focus on what's important, and human life is reduced to a commodity. This is all about conditioning the populace.

Isn’t that bad for business?

Deep pocket investors engineering social change can afford to take the long view.

24 posted on 02/25/2013 8:00:32 AM PST by Romulus
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To: SoFloFreeper

What a show to sit and watch the hard up perverts rush in for their free stuff. I hope pictures follow the story.


25 posted on 02/25/2013 6:11:18 PM PST by SaraJohnson
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