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To: Rio

Survival kit, contents check:
one .45 caliber automatic;
two boxes of ammunition;
four days concentrated emergency rations;
one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible;
one hundred dollars in rubles;
one hundred dollars in gold;
nine packs of chewing gum;
one issue of prophylactics;
three lipsticks;
three pair a nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.


16 posted on 02/27/2013 8:36:30 AM PST by Lazamataz (Republicans have the same policies as the Democrats, except for the part where they win elections.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, I can just hear Maj. King Kong (Slim Pickens) reading that list from the Capt. seat in that B-52.


20 posted on 02/27/2013 8:57:27 AM PST by mc5cents
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