Survival kit, contents check:
one .45 caliber automatic;
two boxes of ammunition;
four days concentrated emergency rations;
one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills;
one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible;
one hundred dollars in rubles;
one hundred dollars in gold;
nine packs of chewing gum;
one issue of prophylactics;
three pair a nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Laz, I can just hear Maj. King Kong (Slim Pickens) reading that list from the Capt. seat in that B-52.