To: Donkey Odious
Yes, of course. The pen and the scissors. How could I have forgotten about the scissors?! Absolutely essential. Probably more important than the shotgun.
posted on 02/27/2013 8:36:35 AM PST
(The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
Scissors?? Are you serious? You are on the run in hostile territory! Didn't your mother teach you: NOT TO RUN WITH SCISSORS? ;-)
posted on 02/27/2013 10:29:59 AM PST
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