1. A wallet photo of Hillary Clinton to comfort me.
2. A copy of my latest government check showing additional with-holding.
3. A pamphlet from Planned Parenthood so that I can remember what I'm fighting for????????
4. K-rations approved by Michelle Obama including carrot sticks, broccoli, and dried eggplant from her garden.
5. The emergency phone number of the Benghazi consulate.
6. A photo of President Obama playing golf with Reggie Love so I can remember the game after the terrorist break my legs if I'm caught.
7. A phone number of a girl Sen. Menendez said to look up if I'm ever in Central America!
Sorry, that's last year's model. Today, we have John Freakin' Kerry:
Take comfort in THAT, I dare you!