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The state is on lockdown while the investigation continues.
1 posted on 02/27/2013 10:15:33 AM PST by dead
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Its. not. satire...


2 posted on 02/27/2013 10:17:14 AM PST by skeeter
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"..???..and what was da prevert doing in the woods at 8AM?"

3 posted on 02/27/2013 10:18:29 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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Was it an automatic bb gun with a 20 round clip??


4 posted on 02/27/2013 10:20:41 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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Good grief! We’ve become a nation of pansies


5 posted on 02/27/2013 10:21:15 AM PST by slumber1 (Don't taze me bro!)
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BB guns are certainly something you'd want to keep away from kids.But it seems that the school basically requested a SWAT team and the police sent one.Good God...it's a good thing that it wasn't a lunchbox filled with trans fats that was found.
6 posted on 02/27/2013 10:21:30 AM PST by Gay State Conservative ("Progressives" toss the word "racist" around like chimps toss their feces)
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If it keeps one eye from being put out...!


7 posted on 02/27/2013 10:21:53 AM PST by liege
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We are officially a nation of glue-brained scaredy-cats. Such a fast turnaround from WW2, when bravery was normal.


8 posted on 02/27/2013 10:23:52 AM PST by lurk
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Common sense tells me this is Satire.
Reality tells me it probably isn’t.

We know that the person meant business because there was a back pack with a couple hundred thousand - give or take - BB’s .. Officials are continuing to try and count them BUT if you ever counted BB’s you know the task at hand.
“Golllllleeee” Commented Dep Sheriff Gomer Pyle.
Dep Barney FIFE opined he knows “the feller is up to no good. Sheriff Anj and I both know that all that is necessary is ONE BB at a time and that one should be in your shirt pocket”.

Did they ship the BB Gun off to Quantico to get the DNA?
Is it considered an Assault Weapon?
Was it loaded?
How large was the magazine?
DO YOU REALIZE SOMEONE MAY PUT YOUR/THEIR EYE OUT?
Was some guy named Red Ryder involved?
Was there a girl named Daisy involved?


9 posted on 02/27/2013 10:25:13 AM PST by xrmusn (6/98 "It is virtually impossible to clean the pond as long as the pigs are still crapping in it")
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Oh, my Gawd, the humanity.

Did you know a BB gun has a clip that holds, like 200 rounds????????

I can only wonder how many green, plastic army men the sniper was planning to kill.....


10 posted on 02/27/2013 10:27:05 AM PST by Noamie
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if you find a gun lying around, don’t touch it. get someone to call it in, keep people away, adn don’t move it.


11 posted on 02/27/2013 10:27:30 AM PST by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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Ralphie?


12 posted on 02/27/2013 10:27:49 AM PST by GreatMan
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This is what qualifies as “News”


13 posted on 02/27/2013 10:28:57 AM PST by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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Some liberal wanting to stir the pot some more — it was a plant and probe operation by the left to emotions going again...


15 posted on 02/27/2013 10:30:50 AM PST by BCW (http://babylonscovertwar.com/index.html)
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The bb gun was not loaded and police have not identified its owner, according to Ridgewood Police Chief John Ward.

Wow! I wonder if the serial numbers were filed off or if they found a cache of unspent ammunition near by. Fingerprints and ballistics should get their investigation going.

16 posted on 02/27/2013 10:32:50 AM PST by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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Oooooooo. A deadly BB gun. Fallout the swat team


17 posted on 02/27/2013 10:33:22 AM PST by clamper1797 (De-throne King Obozo)
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The gun control crowd wants BB-guns classified as firearms.

I’m not kidding. It’s on the VPC website.

(Yes, they really are coming for your single-shot, bolt action hunting rifle.)


20 posted on 02/27/2013 10:33:38 AM PST by Aglooka ("I was out numbered 5-to-1, I got 4.")
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FBI Special Agents are rushing to the scene.


21 posted on 02/27/2013 10:34:17 AM PST by Iron Munro (I miss America, don't you?)
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. He alertly confiscated the toy gun and stored it for safe keeping until an officer arrived and removed it,

Thus contaminating the crime scene and destroying the chain of evidence. We'll probably never be able to catch the perpetrator.

22 posted on 02/27/2013 10:34:43 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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Thank God it wasn’t a loaded water pistol!! *whew*


23 posted on 02/27/2013 10:34:43 AM PST by MissTed ( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
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Assault Rifle


25 posted on 02/27/2013 10:36:52 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?)
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