[RicocheT]

Chuck Hagel was sworn in as U.S. defense secretary of Peace & Warm Hugs and announced all our military will no longer be armed as their mission abroad will be to serve meals on wheels to all our former opponents.

[NKP_Vet]

He’ll stay drunk for the next 3 and half years while this man does the job. Hagel will sign his name to screw Israel, and appease Iran. He’s too damn stupid to actually do anything.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Deputy_Secretary_of_Defense