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Expose the Media ^ | 7/29/2010 | Clifton B.

Posted on 03/03/2013 5:26:09 PM PST by Yossarian



TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New Jersey
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OK, I just found out this is an older picture, but it's new to me, funny, and worth a "caption" thread.

I'll kick things off: "You can't see your shoes, but I can!"

1 posted on 03/03/2013 5:26:19 PM PST by Yossarian
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To: Yossarian

“Go ahead, Chris - rub my head!”


2 posted on 03/03/2013 5:34:01 PM PST by Ken522
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To: Yossarian

How about that Senior Master Sergeant’s expression. Says all I need to know about the bowmaster.


3 posted on 03/03/2013 5:36:29 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: Yossarian

Forgery Flexes to Fattie


4 posted on 03/03/2013 5:38:41 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
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To: Yossarian

Looks like you’ve got a nice package there, fatman. Wanna rent a motel?


5 posted on 03/03/2013 5:40:23 PM PST by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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To: Yossarian

Premiering this season on NBC: Husky and Starch!


6 posted on 03/03/2013 5:42:03 PM PST by JaguarXKE (Welcome to the new America.)
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To: Yossarian

7 posted on 03/03/2013 5:42:47 PM PST by Slyfox (Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness -G Wash.)
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To: Yossarian

Get in my belly....


8 posted on 03/03/2013 5:43:54 PM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Yossarian
"We sure fooled the hell outta those dumb conservatives, didn't we Barry?"


9 posted on 03/03/2013 5:47:24 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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10 posted on 03/03/2013 5:48:11 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Yossarian
....If i hear this guy referred to as 'TOM TOMATO' one MORE TIME.... im gonna ....i'm gonna...well...im gonna be so beside myself i'll be runnin late and might never catsup.... ............
11 posted on 03/03/2013 5:49:41 PM PST by jimsin ({I reserve the balance of my time})
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To: Yossarian

Fat Boy Slim


12 posted on 03/03/2013 5:52:45 PM PST by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: Yossarian
History repeats - in this case - first as comedy, then as tragedy:


13 posted on 03/03/2013 5:55:31 PM PST by Yossarian ("All the charm of Nixon. All the competency of Carter." - SF Chronicle comment post on Obama)
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“Nah, Chris, it says “999” — everybody makes that mistake...”


14 posted on 03/03/2013 5:58:54 PM PST by mikrofon (Obowma)
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To: Yossarian

The names of two famous hydrogen bombs come to mind.


15 posted on 03/03/2013 5:59:13 PM PST by SparkyBass
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16 posted on 03/03/2013 6:05:10 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Yossarian

Did Hussein spot a penny on the ground?


17 posted on 03/03/2013 6:05:10 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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Zero bows to everybody, including RINO governors.


18 posted on 03/03/2013 6:05:51 PM PST by twister881
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To: Yossarian

19 posted on 03/03/2013 6:06:52 PM PST by Dallas59 (America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
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” That Joe Biden sure is one stupid moron, isn’t he”?


20 posted on 03/03/2013 6:10:08 PM PST by Riptides
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"Don't worry! FEMA's broke and the
lapdogs will ignore it".

21 posted on 03/03/2013 6:11:41 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

That’s the first thing I noticed.


22 posted on 03/03/2013 6:13:10 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Psalm 83)
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To: Yossarian

“Yeah, it’s pretty small but I don’t think that’s the reason that you’ve not been able to see it for the past 20 years. But my buddy, Reggie, may be able to help you out.


23 posted on 03/03/2013 6:36:01 PM PST by lgjhn23 (It's easy to be liberal when you're dumber than a box of rocks.)
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“Please Chris, I am begging you... do another lap dance for me.”

“Yes Chris, let me show you again. I want you and all of America to bow to me just like this.”

“Okay Chris, now run around before I lose the mood.”


24 posted on 03/03/2013 6:54:30 PM PST by Gator113 ( REGISTER THE DAMN LIBERALS and leave my guns alone!!)
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To: Dallas59

LMAO... but I can’t say why.


25 posted on 03/03/2013 6:56:35 PM PST by Gator113 ( REGISTER THE DAMN LIBERALS and leave my guns alone!!)
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To: Yossarian

“All I said was good to see you”


26 posted on 03/03/2013 7:04:09 PM PST by Capt.Michaels (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

That is a Master Sergeant. Count the stripes.


27 posted on 03/03/2013 7:14:07 PM PST by AirForce-TechSgt ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: Yossarian

ping


28 posted on 03/03/2013 7:57:55 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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Does this bowing Socialist make my head look big?


29 posted on 03/03/2013 8:05:22 PM PST by Jane Long
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To: Yossarian; All
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30 posted on 03/03/2013 8:09:10 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: AirForce-TechSgt

He has a rocker. one rocker is senior, two is chief. I spent ten years in the Air Force.


31 posted on 03/03/2013 8:13:51 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

I am sorry. Been out for twenty years . . . memory was faulty. You are right.

or has it changed? I believe the master sergeant had six stripes in the 80’s.


32 posted on 03/03/2013 8:16:38 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

I believe the Star makes him Chief Master Sergeant of the AF!


33 posted on 03/03/2013 9:19:34 PM PST by Conserev1 ("Still Clinging to my Bible and my Weapon")
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To: Conserev1

no it’s got more than that on the patch! lol! 2 items!


34 posted on 03/03/2013 9:23:57 PM PST by Conserev1 ("Still Clinging to my Bible and my Weapon")
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All I know is that my father taught me that
when you shake a man’s hand, you look him
in the EYE.

Neither one of them are doing that.


35 posted on 03/03/2013 9:25:34 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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“FEMA”? For Hurricane Sandy? Now that is funny! And the schmucks voted for me too.

That, Chris, is how you play hardball. Lose 50 pounds and you can be Michele’s VP candidate in 2016.

Biden? Don’t worry about him. We gave him a shotgun for Christmas. It’s only a matter of time that we pull the plugs on him.


36 posted on 03/03/2013 9:40:13 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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” Funny you should mention that Turkish Bath that was a good time with Reggie!”


37 posted on 03/03/2013 9:44:05 PM PST by Conserev1 ("Still Clinging to my Bible and my Weapon")
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Zer0 bows to Christie but it is a deception. Christie is being softened up to be played like a fool. These are things Zer0 learned in Chicago.


38 posted on 03/03/2013 11:17:17 PM PST by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

New stripes. One is MSgt two is SMSgt three is Chief.
I spent 22 1/2


39 posted on 03/04/2013 8:06:48 AM PST by AirForce-TechSgt ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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