Skip to comments.Boy suspended for chewing Pop-Tart into gun shape
Posted on 03/04/2013 5:46:32 PM PST by Lord Azrael
A Maryland father said his 7-year-old son was suspended from school for chewing his breakfast pastry into what appeared to be a gun.
According to WBFF in Baltimore, the child was suspended for two days.
"It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kind of looked like a gun but it wasn't," 7-year-old Josh Welch told WBFF.
Josh admits he was trying to create a masterpiece out of the breakfast pastry.
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This kind of story is popping up almost every week.
The kinds of people who get to mentor our kids for 12 to 16 years are the kinds of people who would be unemployable otherwise.
You should never let these people near your kids much less "educate" them.
"....I once made a pizza that looked like the Rocky Mountains...????....or Mooochell's backside"
Dianne Feinstein will add the “PopTart Assualt Weapon” to the ban guns list much to the panic of millions of “low info voters”!
Any conservative that puts his children in the government school collective is asking for trouble.
The public school, including the “charter school”, is BY FAR, the largest, most expensive, most subversive, and most destructive entitlement program in the country.
The public school is better understood as the government school collective.
It is silly to imagine that you can fix the public schools, because the very concept itself is collectivist.
Any child that comes out of the government school collective with their moral compass and common sense intact does so in spite of the government school indoctrination, not because of it.
It is hypocritical for you to submit your children to an authority with whom you fundamentally disagree. And your children will know it.
If you want to win the culture war, have lots of children (see my tagline) and homeschool them or form your own school cooperative with your church or synagogue and like-minded friends and relatives.
Nobody loves your children more than you do.
Nobody can teach your children better than you can.
Nobody knows your children better than you do.
Your children would love nothing better than to be taught by you, if you start doing so before they are corrupted by the government school collective.
If you have children, make whatever sacrifices you must to get them out of the public schools.
DO NOT FEED THE BEAST!
Especially not with your own children.
And DO NOT TAKE GOVERNMENT “EDUCATION” MONEY!
He that pays the piper calls the tune, and that’s especially true for any government entitlement program.
Are they evil or stupid? I am talking about the school administrators. They sure seem stupid. Pop-tart guns. Paper guns. Pictures of guns.
Students are being disciplined for the silliest things. Anything to do with guns. Get it? Guns are bad. Even if you make a gun with your index finger and your thumb. BAD! BAD! BAD!
Yes, they are evil! They are brainwashing our kids. Nothing new I know. But the overall message to the students is guns are bad. Period.
It is a full on assault on the natural right to self defense. Yes, they are evil.
As I told my 10 year old son who just got into trouble for talking about guns at lunch. The horror! I said, son they are trying to teach you that guns are bad, but a gun in the hands of a good guy is good and a gun in the hands of a bad guy is bad.
I told him that he had done nothing wrong and I would be talking to the teacher who reprimanded him.
My son has an assortment of airsoft guns and will be graduating to a .22 and it is none of the school’s business.
All of this silly nonsense of disciplining students for anything to do with guns is nothing about a full on assault on the constitution and the natural right to self defense.
Yes, they are evil, they just seem stupid if you do not understand their objective.
First, as worded and as the kid describes it, this makes me think these ninnies are simply seeing guns everywhere. Kind of like the Jesus in toast phenomenon. The kid happened to bite off certain ways and skittish fools are seeing what they want to see in just a moment in time, no less.
What is it lately with MD and young school children and gun mimics and suspensions?
When pop-tarts shaped like guns are outlawed...only outlaws will have pop-tarts.
If he’d chewed it into the shape of a penis or vagina, he probably would have gotten a gold star from the teacher.
The solution to this particular form of insanity would be for parents to storm school board meetings, and demand that they immediately institute “Draw a Gun Friday” each week, and require that each and every student draw a likeness of his/her chosen gun model on fridays.
“Low info voters” should be low intelligence voters...
You are correct, Low info = Low intell.
That’s it? For real? It just looks like bites. What a bunch of loony-toons. I’d be looking into an alternative school right after putting the phone down after such a ridiculous assessment from the school.
God, please save this country from it’s own stupidity!
Just pull his teeth. Problem solved/s
The left has been given the license to exploit the Country’s children, and the methods it uses are predatory.
In another state, perps get the same punishment for bullying a kid to death.
"While the students who jumped Bailey were suspended for two days, investigators have not revealed whether they will be criminally charged."
That’s one of the new safer guns. No trigger.
Hey, turn it around and it looks like a set of steps with a landing. There is no cure for the lunatics in our educational system...and, I ain’t talkin’ students!
Pop tarts are a bigger health risk than pretend guns.
Now that is funny and sad at the same time.The worst part is you are correct.Liberalism is truly a diasese and it has infected a large portion of our Republic.
All of this silly nonsense of disciplining students for anything to do with guns is... a full on assault on the constitution and the natural right to self defense. Yes, they are evil, they just seem stupid if you do not understand their objective.