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To: Former Fetus
The UN will, after much huffing and puffing, issue a strongly worded note asking the Syrian rebels release their captives.

SecState John F’ing Kerry will talk to the rebels about his glorious days as a war protester and then politely ask the rebels to release their captives. When the rebels say “no”, Kerry will be hurt and unable to understand why they're being so cruel to him.

9 posted on 03/06/2013 12:25:16 PM PST by MasterGunner01
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To: MasterGunner01

Who better than Kerry, he has gravatas. He was in Vietnam you know....


10 posted on 03/06/2013 12:27:39 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: MasterGunner01
The real reason they kidnapped them is that they are pissed at the US and are demanding more money. The Egyptians made a wreck of their country and got 50 billion plus. The Syrians followed in step expecting the same payout and only got 60 million.

Any questions?

13 posted on 03/06/2013 12:37:44 PM PST by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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But...but...wait a minute...I thought Habib and Achmed and Muhamed and Mohamed and Phlegmhamed were the GOOD Guys over there - you know, Freedom Fighters, Syrian Almost-Spring kinda guys, fighting an oppressive government??? You know - the whole “they’re OUR bastards” kinda thing?

And here they are kidnapping those lovable UN mercenari - err, “peacekpeers”...yeah, that’s it.

What’s up with that??? Didn’t they get the message?

Guess they’re reverting true to form.


30 posted on 03/06/2013 2:19:33 PM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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40 posted on 03/06/2013 8:18:56 PM PST by Drill Thrawl (The Progs are pushing for war. Be ready.)
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41 posted on 03/06/2013 8:19:06 PM PST by Drill Thrawl (The Progs are pushing for war. Be ready.)
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