Skip to comments.Hey, NYC! The mayor has his fingers on your volume control
Posted on 03/07/2013 9:10:45 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks RocksEdited on 03/07/2013 10:13:27 AM PST by Jim Robinson. [history]
Mayor Bloomberg - who has already cracked down on smoking, trans fats, salt and super-sized drinks - is embarking on a new crusade: preventing New Yorkers from going deaf.
Hizzoner's health officials are planning a social-media campaign to warn young people about the risk of losing their hearing from listening to music at high volume on personal MP3 players, The Post has learned.
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There he goes again!
Nanny State PING!
And no more loud laughing allowed in New Yawk Comrade! It “offends” others! They’ll throw you in jail if you laugh.
After this, the Unblinking Eye of Mayor Bloomberg will turn its gaze to the prevention of epidemic vaginal yeast infections by mandating cotton-crotch panties.
Surprised the aclu or some rabid atheist didn't try to sue the City for millions, citing untold anguish at the implication Bloomie’s law referenced a traditional (GASP!) Christmas song.
Marxist Bloomberg? Who’da thunkit?
Thanks for the ping!
No moving around, because you will cause carbon and destroy the Earth!
Do not eat any food of any kind because it takes energy to produce food and bring it to market.
Only where the plaid shirts in pastel colours that the high officials have picked out for you>
Polo shirts are permissible on THURSDAYS ONLY!!! No alligators of penguins allows, any other symbol is OK if it's not a reptile.
You may only date or marry anyone that is within 3.52” of you height, more or less, and you must have birthdays within 6 months and 12 days of each other.
Your government has spoken!!
It's all good. The mayor has a finger for my business and I have one for him.
I swear, I think this guy's initiatives are like a dare. Like he'll never stop on his own and he just keeps intentionally getting more and more outrageous waiting to see what it will take for New Yawkers to draw the line.
It would be much easier to count what Bloomberg doesn’t have his fingers on, yet.
I’m guessing that the noise coming out of the mouth of this statist piece of crap is exempted.