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How to thwart the Maryland Gun Registry
Me | 3/7/2013 | Sensei

Posted on 03/07/2013 6:18:54 PM PST by Sensei Ern

Given the recent law in Maryland, and the recent story about the 6 year old who got in trouble, I propose that everyone buy a poptart, bite it into the shape of a "gun" and register it.


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KEYWORDS: 2ndammendment; guncontrol; secondamendment
Simple, but effective, no?
1 posted on 03/07/2013 6:18:57 PM PST by Sensei Ern
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To: Sensei Ern

Just say it is a AR47 Glock
It is what the media calls everything anyway.


2 posted on 03/07/2013 6:22:36 PM PST by mnehring
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To: Sensei Ern

This would be Cloward-Piven reduced to absurdity. Is there a cost for registering?

Gwjack


3 posted on 03/07/2013 6:29:51 PM PST by gwjack (May God give America His richest blessings.)
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To: mnehring

4 posted on 03/07/2013 6:30:17 PM PST by 45semi (A police state is always preceded by a nanny state...)
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To: Sensei Ern

Would that count as manufacturing a firearm?


5 posted on 03/07/2013 6:43:03 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Sensei Ern

The bakers need to stamp serial numbers on them. Or should that be cereal numbers?


6 posted on 03/07/2013 6:46:51 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: Sensei Ern

But what happens when they come knocking on our doors to confiscate our poptarts? Should we shoot them with a poptart? Should we eat the poptart? Should we toast them and then yell, “You’re going to have to pry my nice warm poptart from my cold dead hand!”

We’re going to have to prepare for that day! ;-)


7 posted on 03/07/2013 6:57:26 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: Right Wing Assault

Tell them you switched to Toaster Strudel!


8 posted on 03/07/2013 7:08:16 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: All
I own a high-capacity toaster!

Come and get it, coppers!

9 posted on 03/07/2013 7:11:16 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: Sensei Ern

Take plastic water guns and demand they be registered.


10 posted on 03/07/2013 7:21:30 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (There is no requirement to show need in order to exercise your rights.)
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To: Sensei Ern
I prefer a more direct approach. I live 40 minutes from the border of MD. If you want help from the north, folks in MD need to shoot their pop tarts at anyone that tries to take them. Resist registration of pop tarts.

Shoot your pop tart any one that is involved in the registration process. This will immediately shut down the registration process.

For those that have registered, they have the ability to redeem themselves by shooting their pop tarts when the knock on the door occurs to confiscate their pop tarts.

Only then will the pussies of MD receive help from free states.

11 posted on 03/07/2013 7:34:29 PM PST by ConservativeInPA (Molon Labe - Shall not be questioned)
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To: TigersEye

NO ONE needs to be able to toast SIX poptarts! And that thing looks AUTOMATIC!


12 posted on 03/07/2013 7:41:09 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: Right Wing Assault; TigersEye

“NO ONE needs to be able to toast SIX poptarts!...”

SIX! No one needs more than 2 at a time...make ‘em reload! Make it felonous to have more than one 2-slice toasters...

And to that, I say to MD, NY, NJ, CA, CO, and all the other alphebet states that want to go to hell because they want to unConstitutionally violate the 2nd Amendment...

GO TO HELL!


13 posted on 03/07/2013 7:53:25 PM PST by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders.)
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To: Sensei Ern

Can I get $50 for my pop tart gun at the gun buy back?


14 posted on 03/07/2013 8:37:19 PM PST by 20yearvet (they yell for more tests as long as its your money)
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To: TigersEye

Funny you should mention “toaster”. It happens to be a gangland slang term for federally prohibited kitchen devices.

It fairly reeks of criminal intent.

Perhaps you can be flipped to disclose other unlawful pastry traffickers.

I’d be countin’ the lifeboats now if I were you...


15 posted on 03/07/2013 8:53:45 PM PST by One Name (Ultimately, the TRUTH is a razor's edge and no man can sit astride it.)
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To: Right Wing Assault

Eat the poptart in front of them and then tell them they can have it a few hours later...


16 posted on 03/07/2013 9:03:56 PM PST by TEXOKIE (We must surrender only to our Holy God and never to the evil that has befallen us.)
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To: Sensei Ern

I believe Canadians did something along those lines.
They flooded the system with bogus registrations and literally overloaded the system.

Ironic justice that it is a Sal Alinsky style tactic.


17 posted on 03/07/2013 9:18:12 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Sensei Ern

I mock you...

Evil do gooder....


18 posted on 03/07/2013 9:22:50 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Right Wing Assault

It’s a FULL AUTO toaster. It’s better than full auto even... every single pop tart is fired simultaneously! Hot and ready to eat. I want a bigger one. I’ll pay good black market cash for a 50 round toaster. FReep-mail me!


19 posted on 03/07/2013 9:59:13 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: GGpaX4DumpedTea

I’m sneaking up to Wyoming this weekend to by a truckload of toasters. I will hide them in bales of straw. I’m a straw buyer.


20 posted on 03/07/2013 10:02:05 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: One Name

I’ll never talk! It’s hard to talk when you’re eating the evidence .. mmm phh mmm rrgh mmmm


21 posted on 03/07/2013 10:03:49 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: Sensei Ern

Cute. Meanwhile in the real world if you lie on an official firearms form, guess what? You are a paper felon. No more guns. No more voting.

Tyranny is so much fun, isn’t it.


22 posted on 03/07/2013 11:33:36 PM PST by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (Free goodies for all -- Freedom for none.)
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To: driftdiver

I was told by a couple ATF agents...fellow cigar smokers...on seperate occasions, that they have no authority to go after a person making firearms for personal use.


23 posted on 03/08/2013 7:00:20 AM PST by Sensei Ern (FUBO)
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To: Right Wing Assault

Nice.


24 posted on 03/08/2013 7:00:42 AM PST by Sensei Ern (FUBO)
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To: TEXOKIE

HAHAHA


25 posted on 03/08/2013 7:03:16 AM PST by Sensei Ern (FUBO)
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To: TigersEye

Mount a pistolgrip on it, and it will be on the list.


26 posted on 03/08/2013 7:04:37 AM PST by Sensei Ern (FUBO)
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free

how is it lying? You are registering what a government official deemed dangerous.


27 posted on 03/08/2013 7:06:00 AM PST by Sensei Ern (FUBO)
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To: Sensei Ern

It needs a rail for lights and sights too. I hate missing the plate and getting Pop Tarts all over the floor.


28 posted on 03/08/2013 2:57:58 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: TigersEye

As my Brit friend says, “That would be a bloody mess.”


29 posted on 03/08/2013 6:20:06 PM PST by Sensei Ern (FUBO)
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To: Sensei Ern

Throw in the icing and it would be a sticky wicket!


30 posted on 03/08/2013 6:27:20 PM PST by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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