"I said I wanted the LEMBAS donut!"
Posted on 03/08/2013 5:11:44 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Edited on 03/08/2013 5:31:05 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
A Connecticut man attacked a local Dunkin Donuts with an ax after he was kicked out by employees, police say.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
The bandage on his face...ax recoil.
They've always been Munchkins, I believe.
Mmmmm....Munchkins.
“I said hold the mayo.”
In the expanded link, he was using a FULL SIZE ax!!! We need legislation to determine what constitutes a full size ax and which sizes need to be banned. We need background checks and permits and definitely waiting periods before anyone can purchase an ax of any size. It’s all for the poor donuts, don’cha know.
Let me be the first to say that his article is a hatchet job.
"I said I wanted the LEMBAS donut!"
It’s obvious we MUST ban axes...I hope I can keep my maul to split the rounds...divide and conquer the wood cutting nuts. High capacity chain saws next.
Blue ribbon post!
Wilfred Levine took an axe
And gave the counter forty whacks.
When he saw what he had done
He gave a further forty-one.
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