Posted on 03/08/2013 11:18:05 AM PST by neverdem
Planning on taking the kids to see the White House this spring? Forget about it: Due to staffing reductions resulting from sequestration, we regret to inform you that White House tours will be canceled effective Saturday, March 9, 2013, until further notice, says a recorded message at the visitors center...
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A grand total of zero programs will be actually be eliminated. Yet the administration seems determined to inflict as much inconvenience on the public as possible, to give the illusion of chaos along the banks of the Potomac.
In an e-mail to an official of the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service (part of the Department of Agriculture), a North Carolina official was told he had no latitude in managing cuts: You need to make sure you are not contradicting what we said the impact would be, came the word from Washington...
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Obama wants the DRAMA!
Our gracious lady Moochelle never did like the intrusions of those mostly white people stupid enough to believe in those evil slave masters who founded this country wandering around gawking in her personal palace.
It's a twofer.
Exactly. The Hussein family wants to fortify its fortress.
As we descend into a Marxist cesspool, employment gets worse.
It’s all political, all the time.
And the low-info voter goes along with it.
Washington is now a reality TV show, scripted.
You need to make sure you are not contradicting what we said the impact would be...”
Read as:
“Don’t try to be efficient and make do. Be political.”
Yeah, there won't be as many embarrassing observations from the tourists when they see the Oval Office: "Daddy, look! That's a prayer rug! I learned about those in school!"
Funny but valid!
Or, “This place stinks. Look at all the filth and trash, don’t these people ever clean the White House?”
Sorry kids, but Obama needs to save money to pay for the hiring of 16,000 new IRS “agents” just to police Obamacare.
Heck, it cost nearly a million dollars just for his oldest daughter to go on her Spring Break vacation last year....shut up and quit being selfish.
So kids, look up the White House on the internet, perhaps you know somebody with a free Obama phone that can help you. Just pretend you’re on a tour of the White House. This could be a way for you to have skin in the game. Besides, your future is going to suck, so you might as well get used to it.
Remember, pretending is your patriotic duty.
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