Skip to comments.Did Venezuela's Chavez nudge Christ to pick South American pope? (Hugo Helped Christ Pick The Pope!)
Posted on 03/13/2013 6:53:08 PM PDT by Dallas59
CARACAS (Reuters) - Late Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez may have had a hand in Christ's decision to opt for a Latin American pope, acting President Nicolas Maduro said on Wednesday.
"We know that our commander ascended to the heights and is face-to-face with Christ," Maduro said at a Caracas book fair. "Something influenced the choice of a South American pope, someone new arrived at Christ's side and said to him: 'Well, it seems to us South America's time has come.'"
Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina was elected in a surprise choice to be the new leader of the Roman Catholic Church on Wednesday, the first non-European pope in nearly 1,300 years.
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That is the stupidest headline I ever heard
Where was the BARF ALERT for this drivel?! Hugo Chavez is in Hell, where all tyrants wind up, and where he belongs!
The problem with murder is that it leads to bad taste.
I have seen, done, and said some crazy s*** in my life, but this one tops it by a long long way.
RJR and Reynolds Aluminum are two different entities, methinks.
This is typical behavior of lovers of dictatorial tyrants. They ‘attain divinity’ after they’re dead, supposedly.
Apparently Maduro is loopier than Chavez.
And that pretty hard to do. Hopefully anyone sensible in Venezuela is getting buckled in for a bumpy ride.
“Sorry, Hugo can’t come to the phone right, now, he’s busy being disembowled and drawn and quartered by Satan”
The Reynolds Metals Company was founded in 1919 as the U.S. Foil Company in Louisville, Kentucky by Richard S. Reynolds, Sr., a nephew of tobacco king R. J. Reynolds
8 letters? I’d like to buy a vowel. LOL. :)
Yes, but after 15 years of Chavez running the country the only thing that could help Venezuela straighten things out is divine intervention
If we should look for any correlation here, I’d look more along the REPENTANCE FOR HUGO angle rather than the AFFIRMING HUGO angle.
chaances are REAL GOOD that this did not happen....mind you I condemn noone to hell, but hugo sure tried, on his own, to get there!!!
“I wonder whatever happened to Hugos parrot?”
He’s probably pining for the fjords.
This has to be satire.
I wonder whatever happened to Hugos parrot?
He went back to Iran to be President.
Since Chavez was a communist, I sincerely doubt it. All of them are a bunch of Godless heathens.
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