Skip to comments.Man carrying umbrella, not rifle, was on his usual route (police state alert)
Posted on 03/22/2013 5:07:26 PM PDT by markomalley
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Just shows you what kind of place our country is turning into.
I went and bought 1,000 rounds of shotgun shells today and was and am pretty nervous about it. We’re going to have a sporting clays charity shoot in a couple weeks. The sales guy said he wouldn’t report me. He was happy for the sale.
Olympian requires registration...bleah.
A man carrying an umbrella in Western Washington State? They’ll be locking down everything west of the Cascades!! LOL.
How does one think a Umbrella looks anything like a AR-15? Stupid kids don’t even know what a umbrella looks like thes days.
was he carrying a high capacity package of pop tarts???
In my town, we had a SWAT team called out because an 8th-grader was seen carrying a burrito into the Jr. High School.
Bloomberry and the Loopy Chicken are already trying to come up with the “toughest” anti-umbrella laws in the nation. The race is on.
God forbid they see an old woman walking with a cane. They would shut down half the country. LOSERS!
In a short time, that burrito becomes a deadly weapon capable of wiping out whole classrooms of students.
In late December I was in a B&N looking for a book for a Christmas gift. I decided to check the magazines to see what they had. I found a pro-2A magazine with a scary looking pistol on the front. I decided to carry it around the store while I did my shopping. The evil looks I got from the employees and particular the cashier were worth every penny I spent on it.
The guy innocently pointed his umbrella at a police helicopter. He’s damn lucky to be alive.
I didn’t have to register, but...
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The “little green light” from the cirlcing helicopter... a laser sight? He’s lucky they didn’t shoot him down for pointing is umbrella at them.
LOL... We’re so screwed.
Don’t leave Malloy out of the picture yet. He will call for a commission to pass universal background checks and registration of all umbrellas.
I believe they were assault Pop Tarts.
And it all started from some dumb “tipster” kid.
It is the thoughts that count for '
stupid new smarts kids'.
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