[matt04]

He will fit right in with the ultra low-information voters Smith releases each year.

[matt04]

I once jump started a car driven by a Smith College student, complete with Smith and “Coexist” stickers. I suggested they get their car to a shop to have the battery checked ASAP. They said “my car has a battery? I thought it was gas.”

[Chickensoup]

and most of the women on campus will be more masculine than he is.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

A second-rate talking head talking at a second-rate girls’ school.

[longfellow]

CNN Anchor Anderson Cooper to lisp at Smith College.

there ya go, fixed it.

[IbJensen]

Smith College is an appropriate venue for an out-of-the closet homosexual.

[rabidralph]

I’m sure he’ll eventually make a tour of the service academies.

[jdsteel]

At least he won’t have to worry about it being hard to talk while “teabagging” at that campus.

[jdsteel]

At least he won’t have to worry about it being hard to talk while “teabagging” at that campus.

[JimRed]

I don’t recall who, but someone Ivy League (Yale, Harvard, Princeton, etc.) and famous once said “If all the girls from Smith were laid end to end, I shouldn’t be the least surprised”. That’s my total recollection of Smith College.