It is totally unfair that you picked such a cool name 5 years before I got here. In the interest of equality, you should give your name to me. I will keep my name and your name until such time as I’ve had the name an equal number of years. Then you can take it back ... if you can convince a judge that doing so does not violate my civil rights.
Nope, no deal. *G* Zot was the name of my lawful-good magic-user character when my family played AD&D in the 1970’s. I got it from the sound lightning makes in the BC comic strip. When I signed up for FR I was surprised to see it had not been taken.