Slasher and Masher will at the very least be Congressmen from Illinois when they come of age.
Or they will be The Black Kardashians.
And no, I have no sympathy for them. Or rather, the same sympathy that was shown Trig and Bristol, and Jenna and Barbra.
Why are Slasher and Masher off limits?
Oh, that’s right, I’m racist...
The Kennedys - Now in Black.
I would be very surprised if they ever go back to Chicago. Like the Clintons, they’ll head either to N.Y. or Los Angeles in order to hob nob with the elites.