Skip to comments.Austin Texas targeted for destruction by North Korean missiles
Posted on 03/29/2013 8:16:47 AM PDT by Brad from Tennessee
Is Austin ready to handle a nuclear missile attack?
Austin is one of four cities that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and his generals have slated for destruction by long range nuclear missiles.
Austin is seen targeted on a chart labeled US Mainland Strike Plan in pictures released Friday by the state-run Rodong newspaper. The pictures of Kim and his top generals is supposed to be from and emergency meeting.
The state of Hawaii, Washington DC, and Los Angeles are also going to be taken down along with Austin.
Kim is apparently angry about U.S. stealth bombers doing a public fly over in South Korea this week. That muscle-flexing exercise was followed by Kims muscle flexing exercise.
Why would Kim target Austin? What did we do?
Perhaps Kim is jealous that he couldnt get a comped badge for SXSW. Or maybe he has heard that Austin always makes the top of someones top 10 list, and he wants to take the city down a notch.
Austins best defense would be to pay Dennis Rodman to move into the W Hotel . Kim and Rodman are buddies. That might spare us from a nuclear holocaust.
The images are more than likely just your standard commie-prop, a staged meeting to show the North Korean people that Kim Jong-un is doing something other than playing video games and watching porn. . .
(Excerpt) Read more at digitaltexan.net ...
I would suggest NK try a land invasion of Texas instead.
Nuking Austin would eliminate 2/3 of the liberals in Texas. I’m not sure the rest of Texas would much complain.
Why Austin? The residents there are the communist north’s supporters.
Maybe Kim’s an Aggie.
I’m hoping for a strike on DC when Congress is in session.
This concerns me a great deal. Since I live in San Antonio.
There won’t be any fallout drifting doen I-35 will there?
If not, then - Meh.
The other third are in Dallas.
They may be weird libs, but they are our weird libs.
See, there’s a silver lining in every cloud.
Could they even accurately land one in South Korea? Texas is a-ways-away from there.
File that threat with the Iran Stealth fighter.
Your numbers are quite wrong as Houston, Dallas and San Antonio are each larger and all voted for Obama.
Hey! Not all of Austin is bad. There a lot of good conservatives here.
Austin is a great city that is prospering. We may have some idiot libs here, but like someone else said, they are our libs. Besides its not up to N. Korea to punish our libs; we reserve the right to do that. ;)
“They may be weird libs, but they are our weird libs.”
Anymore I see a Birkenstock-wearing liberal as a greater threat to my country than North Korean nuclear weapons. If anyone wants to do anything to those people then I don’t plan on interfering. And I’m certainly not going to ever use my firearms to defend one of them.
lol. These are the same fools who conducted a test last year that turned out to be a dud over the China Sea. There is no way they will hit DC or Austin....Hawaii maybe if they do some serious improvements.
Lil’ Kim is just pissed off because he didn’t get invited to SXSW and missed the opportunity to eat at Franklin’s BBQ
I live in Lakeway...I can almost see Austin from my windows.
Trying not to panic here/sarc
“Your numbers are quite wrong as Houston, Dallas and San Antonio are each larger and all voted for Obama.”
Clearly, the Norks realize that Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio have better BBQ than Austin, thus they’re not on the list.
Personally, I’d rather see the Norks nuke San Freakcisco. I just hope we get enough warning that I can get out of San Jose first...
Just goes to show that communists always hate their own heretics more than they hate their enemies, lol.
They could no more hit American targets with a missle than they could with a slingshot.
If the Nork targeting was accurate, I'd say let 'er rip. But I don't think they could accurately hit Texas, never mind Austin itself, so I'm a little uncomfortable having them do a William Tell with me.
Nah - you're good, even with Northwest winds.
Here in P'ville I'd see it as a good thing, as it would take care of the Austin riff-raff we'd be otherwise worried about in any other SHTF scenario.
[There wont be any fallout drifting down I-35 will there?]
Fallout from pulverized tofu, Birkenstock clogs and water bongs.
No one could not tell what city in texas that line was pointing towards. Could have been pointing towards dallas. That is unless the Norks have stated they want to waste austin?
They’re the Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight...Russia and China should be worried about a stray missile landing in their territory.
I suggest a Texas first strike.
Keen idea. I like the Newspaper Headlines!
He may want to reconsider. Because of UT’s Leftist professors infesting Austin, it is populated with lots of Jong’s fellow Communists. If he apologizes, the university may offer him a visiting professorship.
No, no complaints from here.
The Salt Lick was my favorite when we lived there. Stubs was pretty good too, though.
That is scary!
This was emailed to me: It doesn't hurt to read this several times. Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul, Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning the last Presidential election:
Number of States won by: Obama: 19 Romney: 29
Square miles of land won by: Obama: 580,000 Romney: 2,427,000
Population of counties won by:
Obama: 127 million Romney: 143 million
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Obama: 13.2 Romney: 2.1
Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Romney won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.
Obama territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in low income tenements and living off various forms of government
Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.
If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals - and they vote - then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.
This makes no sense at all, there are more Commies in Austin (Hanoi in the Hill Country) than Pyongyang.....
Don’t forget when ODingo is in the White House and Bidens in town too. May as well take em all out while he’s at it.
no wait...that was the liberals
I’m not coming to visit anymore.....LOL Only kidding....
Maybe Kims an Aggie.
You must be a fellow Texan to come up with that one! ;-)
Geez, dude WASHINBGTON~!~! WASHINGTON Is where you want to hit..
Preferable when Congress is in session
Then go find yourself a nice comfortable hole to crawl in, because in about 20 minutes it is going to be your permanent home.
You know, this could work to our advantage.
Let’s send him a list of the worst libtard concentrations, the ones who are voting themselves the rest of the country’s money...
Can we put Ithaca on the list?
What’s wrong with DC?
Please someone paint a bulls eye on the roof of Nancy Pelosi’s house in San Fransisco with a taunt in Korean..Bet you can’t hit this.
Maybe they developed a Libuetron Bomb....sorta like a Nuetron Bomb but this one dessicates only liberals.
Yeah, but Austin would be a good start!