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Austin Texas targeted for destruction by North Korean missiles
Digital Texan ^ | March 29, 2013 | Jack Hambrick

Posted on 03/29/2013 8:16:47 AM PDT by Brad from Tennessee

Is Austin ready to handle a nuclear missile attack?

Austin is one of four cities that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and his generals have slated for destruction by long range nuclear missiles.

Austin is seen targeted on a chart labeled “US Mainland Strike Plan” in pictures released Friday by the state-run Rodong newspaper. The pictures of Kim and his top generals is supposed to be from and emergency meeting.

The state of Hawaii, Washington DC, and Los Angeles are also going to be taken down along with Austin.

Kim is apparently angry about U.S. stealth bombers doing a public fly over in South Korea this week. That muscle-flexing exercise was followed by Kim’s muscle flexing exercise.

Why would Kim target Austin? What did we do?

Perhaps Kim is jealous that he couldn’t get a comped badge for SXSW. Or maybe he has heard that Austin always makes the top of someone’s top 10 list, and he wants to take the city down a notch.

Austin’s best defense would be to pay Dennis Rodman to move into the W Hotel . Kim and Rodman are buddies. That might spare us from a nuclear holocaust.

The images are more than likely just your standard commie-prop, a staged meeting to show the North Korean people that Kim Jong-un is doing something other than playing video games and watching porn. . .

(Excerpt) Read more at digitaltexan.net ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: austin; congress; dprk; military; nkaustin; nkmissiles; nkstate; nktexas; northkorea; obama; texas
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1 posted on 03/29/2013 8:16:47 AM PDT by Brad from Tennessee
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To: Brad from Tennessee

I would suggest NK try a land invasion of Texas instead.


2 posted on 03/29/2013 8:19:45 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Nuking Austin would eliminate 2/3 of the liberals in Texas. I’m not sure the rest of Texas would much complain.


3 posted on 03/29/2013 8:19:59 AM PDT by MeganC (The left have so twisted public perceptions that the truth now appears pornographic.- SpaceBar)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Why Austin? The residents there are the communist north’s supporters.


4 posted on 03/29/2013 8:20:25 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Maybe Kim’s an Aggie.


5 posted on 03/29/2013 8:20:30 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Brad from Tennessee

I’m hoping for a strike on DC when Congress is in session.


6 posted on 03/29/2013 8:20:41 AM PDT by brownsfan (Behold, the power of government cheese.)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

This concerns me a great deal. Since I live in San Antonio.

There won’t be any fallout drifting doen I-35 will there?

If not, then - Meh.


7 posted on 03/29/2013 8:20:51 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: MeganC
Nuking Austin would eliminate 2/3 of the liberals in Texas.

The other third are in Dallas.

8 posted on 03/29/2013 8:20:55 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: MeganC

They may be weird libs, but they are our weird libs.


9 posted on 03/29/2013 8:20:59 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Brad from Tennessee

See, there’s a silver lining in every cloud.


10 posted on 03/29/2013 8:22:10 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: Brad from Tennessee
"What difference does it make?"


11 posted on 03/29/2013 8:22:54 AM PDT by Diogenesis (De Oppresso Liber)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

???

Could they even accurately land one in South Korea? Texas is a-ways-away from there.

File that threat with the Iran Stealth fighter.


12 posted on 03/29/2013 8:23:34 AM PDT by sickoflibs (To GOP : Any path to US citizenship IS putting them ahead in line. Stop lying about your position.)
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To: MeganC

Your numbers are quite wrong as Houston, Dallas and San Antonio are each larger and all voted for Obama.


13 posted on 03/29/2013 8:23:48 AM PDT by OKRA2012
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To: Diogenesis

Great graphics.


14 posted on 03/29/2013 8:25:10 AM PDT by Brad from Tennessee (A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
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To: MeganC

Hey! Not all of Austin is bad. There a lot of good conservatives here.

Austin is a great city that is prospering. We may have some idiot libs here, but like someone else said, they are our libs. Besides its not up to N. Korea to punish our libs; we reserve the right to do that. ;)


15 posted on 03/29/2013 8:26:17 AM PDT by razeislam_crushthedems
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To: mnehring

“They may be weird libs, but they are our weird libs.”

Anymore I see a Birkenstock-wearing liberal as a greater threat to my country than North Korean nuclear weapons. If anyone wants to do anything to those people then I don’t plan on interfering. And I’m certainly not going to ever use my firearms to defend one of them.


16 posted on 03/29/2013 8:26:38 AM PDT by MeganC (The left have so twisted public perceptions that the truth now appears pornographic.- SpaceBar)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

lol. These are the same fools who conducted a test last year that turned out to be a dud over the China Sea. There is no way they will hit DC or Austin....Hawaii maybe if they do some serious improvements.


17 posted on 03/29/2013 8:26:55 AM PDT by napscoordinator
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Lil’ Kim is just pissed off because he didn’t get invited to SXSW and missed the opportunity to eat at Franklin’s BBQ


18 posted on 03/29/2013 8:28:19 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I live in Lakeway...I can almost see Austin from my windows.

Trying not to panic here/sarc


19 posted on 03/29/2013 8:28:39 AM PDT by basil (basil, 2ASisters.org)
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To: OKRA2012

“Your numbers are quite wrong as Houston, Dallas and San Antonio are each larger and all voted for Obama.”

Clearly, the Norks realize that Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio have better BBQ than Austin, thus they’re not on the list.


20 posted on 03/29/2013 8:28:47 AM PDT by MeganC (The left have so twisted public perceptions that the truth now appears pornographic.- SpaceBar)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Personally, I’d rather see the Norks nuke San Freakcisco. I just hope we get enough warning that I can get out of San Jose first...


21 posted on 03/29/2013 8:29:07 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Just goes to show that communists always hate their own heretics more than they hate their enemies, lol.


22 posted on 03/29/2013 8:29:19 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: napscoordinator
There is no way they will hit DC or Austin....Hawaii maybe if they do some serious improvements.

They could no more hit American targets with a missle than they could with a slingshot.

23 posted on 03/29/2013 8:30:13 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: MeganC
Nuking Austin would eliminate 2/3 of the liberals in Texas. I’m not sure the rest of Texas would much complain.

If the Nork targeting was accurate, I'd say let 'er rip. But I don't think they could accurately hit Texas, never mind Austin itself, so I'm a little uncomfortable having them do a William Tell with me.

24 posted on 03/29/2013 8:30:28 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes everything)
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To: Responsibility2nd
There won’t be any fallout drifting doen I-35 will there?

Nah - you're good, even with Northwest winds.

Here in P'ville I'd see it as a good thing, as it would take care of the Austin riff-raff we'd be otherwise worried about in any other SHTF scenario.

25 posted on 03/29/2013 8:31:11 AM PDT by grobdriver (Vivere liberi aut mori)
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To: Responsibility2nd

[There won’t be any fallout drifting down I-35 will there?]

Fallout from pulverized tofu, Birkenstock clogs and water bongs.


26 posted on 03/29/2013 8:31:28 AM PDT by Brad from Tennessee (A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

No one could not tell what city in texas that line was pointing towards. Could have been pointing towards dallas. That is unless the Norks have stated they want to waste austin?


27 posted on 03/29/2013 8:31:52 AM PDT by plain talk
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To: Brad from Tennessee

They’re the Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight...Russia and China should be worried about a stray missile landing in their territory.


28 posted on 03/29/2013 8:32:58 AM PDT by Hotlanta Mike ("Governing a great natiorn is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it." Lao Tzu)
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To: mnehring

I suggest a Texas first strike.


29 posted on 03/29/2013 8:32:59 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Kim: "OK! We bomb every city that play crappy music!"

[generals write down: "Crappy...music"]

[general whispers to other:] "Hey! How we know crappy music?"

[general responds:]"Idiot! Weren't you listening to leader? We listen for music by Eric Crapton!"


30 posted on 03/29/2013 8:33:22 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: Diogenesis

Keen idea. I like the Newspaper Headlines!

Thank you.


31 posted on 03/29/2013 8:33:23 AM PDT by geologist ("If you love me, keep my commands" .... John 14 :15)
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To: MeganC

He may want to reconsider. Because of UT’s Leftist professors infesting Austin, it is populated with lots of Jong’s fellow Communists. If he apologizes, the university may offer him a visiting professorship.


32 posted on 03/29/2013 8:34:05 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: MeganC

No, no complaints from here.


33 posted on 03/29/2013 8:34:05 AM PDT by Sequoyah101
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To: Liberty Valance
Lil’ Kim is just pissed off because he didn’t get invited to SXSW and missed the opportunity to eat at Franklin’s BBQ

The Salt Lick was my favorite when we lived there. Stubs was pretty good too, though.

34 posted on 03/29/2013 8:34:14 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: OKRA2012
Your numbers are quite wrong as Houston, Dallas and San Antonio are each larger and all voted for Obama.

That is scary!

This was emailed to me: It doesn't hurt to read this several times. Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul, Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning the last Presidential election:

Number of States won by: Obama: 19 Romney: 29

Square miles of land won by: Obama: 580,000 Romney: 2,427,000

Population of counties won by:

Obama: 127 million Romney: 143 million

Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Obama: 13.2 Romney: 2.1

Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Romney won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.

Obama territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in low income tenements and living off various forms of government

Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals - and they vote - then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

35 posted on 03/29/2013 8:34:33 AM PDT by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

This makes no sense at all, there are more Commies in Austin (Hanoi in the Hill Country) than Pyongyang.....


36 posted on 03/29/2013 8:35:56 AM PDT by Feckless (I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
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To: brownsfan

Don’t forget when ODingo is in the White House and Bidens in town too. May as well take em all out while he’s at it.


37 posted on 03/29/2013 8:37:05 AM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Brad from Tennessee
didn't the Norks already destroy Detroit?

no wait...that was the liberals

38 posted on 03/29/2013 8:37:28 AM PDT by wny
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To: Brad from Tennessee
If they do, I shall send them a sternly worded letter.

/johnny

39 posted on 03/29/2013 8:38:13 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: basil

I’m not coming to visit anymore.....LOL Only kidding....


40 posted on 03/29/2013 8:39:33 AM PDT by 2nd amendment mama ( www.2asisters.org | Self defense is a basic human right!)
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To: dfwgator

Maybe Kim’s an Aggie.
__________________________

You must be a fellow Texan to come up with that one! ;-)


41 posted on 03/29/2013 8:40:35 AM PDT by KittenClaws (You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Geez, dude WASHINBGTON~!~! WASHINGTON Is where you want to hit..

Preferable when Congress is in session

Then go find yourself a nice comfortable hole to crawl in, because in about 20 minutes it is going to be your permanent home.


42 posted on 03/29/2013 8:41:25 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: MeganC

You know, this could work to our advantage.

Let’s send him a list of the worst libtard concentrations, the ones who are voting themselves the rest of the country’s money...


43 posted on 03/29/2013 8:43:10 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Mr. K

Can we put Ithaca on the list?


44 posted on 03/29/2013 8:43:43 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Brad from Tennessee
The Right Sphere’s Official Response To North Korea
45 posted on 03/29/2013 8:43:59 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Brad from Tennessee

What’s wrong with DC?


46 posted on 03/29/2013 8:44:50 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Welcome to Obama-Land - EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY)
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Please someone paint a bulls eye on the roof of Nancy Pelosi’s house in San Fransisco with a taunt in Korean..Bet you can’t hit this.


47 posted on 03/29/2013 8:44:53 AM PDT by The Great RJ
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To: MeganC
AMEN!
48 posted on 03/29/2013 8:45:03 AM PDT by harpu ( "...it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not!")
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To: Brad from Tennessee

Maybe they developed a Libuetron Bomb....sorta like a Nuetron Bomb but this one dessicates only liberals.


49 posted on 03/29/2013 8:45:05 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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To: OKRA2012
"Your numbers are quite wrong as Houston, Dallas and San Antonio are each larger and all voted for Obama."

Yeah, but Austin would be a good start!

50 posted on 03/29/2013 8:47:02 AM PDT by harpu ( "...it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not!")
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