Posted on 03/29/2013 8:16:47 AM PDT by Brad from Tennessee
Is Austin ready to handle a nuclear missile attack?
Austin is one of four cities that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and his generals have slated for destruction by long range nuclear missiles.
Austin is seen targeted on a chart labeled “US Mainland Strike Plan” in pictures released Friday by the state-run Rodong newspaper. The pictures of Kim and his top generals is supposed to be from and emergency meeting.
The state of Hawaii, Washington DC, and Los Angeles are also going to be taken down along with Austin.
Kim is apparently angry about U.S. stealth bombers doing a public fly over in South Korea this week. That muscle-flexing exercise was followed by Kim’s muscle flexing exercise.
Why would Kim target Austin? What did we do?
Perhaps Kim is jealous that he couldn’t get a comped badge for SXSW. Or maybe he has heard that Austin always makes the top of someone’s top 10 list, and he wants to take the city down a notch.
Austin’s best defense would be to pay Dennis Rodman to move into the W Hotel . Kim and Rodman are buddies. That might spare us from a nuclear holocaust.
The images are more than likely just your standard commie-prop, a staged meeting to show the North Korean people that Kim Jong-un is doing something other than playing video games and watching porn. . .
(Excerpt) Read more at digitaltexan.net ...
Personally, I’d rather see the Norks nuke San Freakcisco. I just hope we get enough warning that I can get out of San Jose first...
Just goes to show that communists always hate their own heretics more than they hate their enemies, lol.
They could no more hit American targets with a missle than they could with a slingshot.
If the Nork targeting was accurate, I'd say let 'er rip. But I don't think they could accurately hit Texas, never mind Austin itself, so I'm a little uncomfortable having them do a William Tell with me.
Nah - you're good, even with Northwest winds.
Here in P'ville I'd see it as a good thing, as it would take care of the Austin riff-raff we'd be otherwise worried about in any other SHTF scenario.
[There won’t be any fallout drifting down I-35 will there?]
Fallout from pulverized tofu, Birkenstock clogs and water bongs.
No one could not tell what city in texas that line was pointing towards. Could have been pointing towards dallas. That is unless the Norks have stated they want to waste austin?
They’re the Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight...Russia and China should be worried about a stray missile landing in their territory.
I suggest a Texas first strike.
Keen idea. I like the Newspaper Headlines!
Thank you.
He may want to reconsider. Because of UT’s Leftist professors infesting Austin, it is populated with lots of Jong’s fellow Communists. If he apologizes, the university may offer him a visiting professorship.
No, no complaints from here.
The Salt Lick was my favorite when we lived there. Stubs was pretty good too, though.
That is scary!
This was emailed to me: It doesn't hurt to read this several times. Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul, Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning the last Presidential election:
Number of States won by: Obama: 19 Romney: 29
Square miles of land won by: Obama: 580,000 Romney: 2,427,000
Population of counties won by:
Obama: 127 million Romney: 143 million
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Obama: 13.2 Romney: 2.1
Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Romney won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.
Obama territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in low income tenements and living off various forms of government
Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.
If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals - and they vote - then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.
This makes no sense at all, there are more Commies in Austin (Hanoi in the Hill Country) than Pyongyang.....
Don’t forget when ODingo is in the White House and Bidens in town too. May as well take em all out while he’s at it.
no wait...that was the liberals
/johnny
I’m not coming to visit anymore.....LOL Only kidding....
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