Skip to comments.Some Much-Needed Humor about the Bunny and the Politician
Posted on 03/30/2013 10:40:15 AM PDT by Kaslin
Time for some well-intentioned humor targeting our political masters.
These are the men and women who spend their time screwing us and wasting our money.
We already have some examples of what people in Montana, Louisiana, Nevada, and Wyoming think about big-spending politicians.
This little girl is more blunt.
And here are a couple of good images capturing the relationship between politicians and taxpayers, and here is a somewhat off-color Little Johnny joke.
And lets not forgot to include this joke by doctors about the crowd in Washington.
So with all that as warm-up material, heres the latest political joke to reach my inbox.
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop, right on his twitchy little nose.
Oh please excuse me, said the bunny. I didnt mean to trip over you, but Im blind and cant see.
Thats perfectly all right, replied the snake. To be sure, it was my fault. I didnt mean to trip you, but Im blind too, and I didnt see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?
Well, I really dont know, said the bunny. Im blind, and Ive never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, Well, youre soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!
The bunny said, I cant thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?
The snake replied that he didnt know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, Well, what kind of an animal am I?
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, Youre cold, youre slippery, and you havent got any balls You must be a POLITICIAN.
By the way, while I appreciate the spirit of this joke, I must protest on behalf of reptiles everywhere.
My kids have had snakes for a dozen-plus years and they actually make very good, low-maintenance pets.
Here is my youngest, back in 2001, with his cuddly pet named Harriet. Sadly, Harriet went to the great snake cage in the sky a couple of years ago, but she was always a hit with the neighbors.
P.S. You can read some good Dave Barry satire about politicians here and here.
P.P.S. Heres another good joke, but remember that we should be thankful that we dont get all the government we pay for.
P.P.P.S. And if you want humor specifically targeting Obama, youll enjoy this Pope message, this Pennsylvania joke, this Reagan-Obama comparison, this Bush-Obama comparison, this sign, this video satire, and this bumper sticker.
Snake pic in article.
I think Harriet died of obesity....:-\
Nice to see somebody apologize for comparing human scumbags to snakes, though.
To paraphrase Dennis Miler, comparing politicians to scumbags is an insult to literal bags of scum.
I also hate when people call criminals “animals”.
Animals don’t do to each other what some people do.
[feeling very picky tonight]
You’re not alone.
” Not one of our tigers has been arrested with cocaine. No otter knocks over old ladies to shoplift condoms. Our bear doesn’t have temper tantrums and storm off his exhibit. You won’t find any of our lemurs busted for smoking pot. So, please, stop insulting zoos by comparing those criminals to us.”