To: nickcarraway; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; Slings and Arrows
A statement on the Seattle Police Department blotter Monday says the "hard-boiled tale" began Sunday afternoon, "when one woman reportedly pushed a child aside as her own child was scrambling toward some brightly colored eggs."
She could've at least asked the kid to "Move, Ova!"
It makes my mind start to consider defensive tactics in the coming EBT Zombie Wars...
The EBT Zombies seem to be easily distracted by Freesh It.
Perhaps if I littered the approach to my house with Freesh It, it would delay them long enough to implement other defensive equipment.
posted on 04/02/2013 7:51:21 AM PDT
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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