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Why did the drunk and naked Australian cross the croc infested river?
Daily Mail London ^ | 04/05/2013 | Richard Shears

Posted on 04/05/2013 11:52:12 AM PDT by Timocrat

Why did the drunk and naked Australian cross the croc infested river? For a couple of crates of Jack Daniels of course.

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KEYWORDS: australian; crocsandsnakes; drunk; jackdaniels
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To: Timocrat
"Why did the drunk and naked Australian cross the croc infested river?"

To get to the other bloody side, Mate..

21 posted on 04/05/2013 1:55:56 PM PDT by Chainmail (A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
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To: Candor7
They're a different breed up North, their shoulders are all three axe-handles across and they are fearless. However, I don't believe the Jack Daniels part of the story, the big guys wouldn't be drinking anything but Bundaberg Rum.
22 posted on 04/05/2013 2:01:00 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (FAIR DINKUM)
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To: Timocrat

Dad?


23 posted on 04/05/2013 2:27:57 PM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
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To: katana

The last time I had a Foster’s, back in the 20th century, I noticed that the label said the stuff was brewed under license by Heilemann’s in Canada.

Foster’s...Canadian for beer, eh?


24 posted on 04/05/2013 3:40:19 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: Timocrat

It isn’t the sort of thing you’d want to try sober. You could get hurt.


25 posted on 04/05/2013 3:45:57 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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26 posted on 04/05/2013 3:52:45 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Fred Nerks

LOL. I thought you would get a kick out of the thread.
Bundaberh Rum, eh? Can’t get it here. Lambs Navy Rum dark is used a lot up here.( I have a bottle of 150 proof in case I need to use it to start my truck in the cold!)


27 posted on 04/06/2013 10:45:31 AM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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Shooting Kangaroos and other shit - (video)
TheFatAussieBarstard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yP0T1VBzk


28 posted on 04/06/2013 10:58:36 AM PDT by dennisw (too much of a good thing is a bad thing - Joe Pine)
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