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To: RobertClark

I have to explain everything, don’t I?

In 1908, an alien spacecraft exploded at Tunguska, Russia;

The Roswell alien spacecraft was a rescue mission for the Tunguska crash, but it in turn crashed in the New Mexico desert;

A piece of alien technology was discovered by a teenager named Elvis Presley;

Presley turned it over the the Nazi scientists of Operation Paperclip;

The Nazi scientists reverse-engineered it and developed the Internet, GMO’s, and chemtrail technology, which in turn powers the HAARP array;

The HAARP array brought down the Chelyabinsk meteor on the order of George W. Bush, who personally detonated it from his secret Skull and Bones lair beneath the campus of UT-Austin.

There, it all makes sense, Mulder and Scully were right, The Truth Is Out There, man!


19 posted on 04/09/2013 7:10:41 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Old Sarge

Oh man, at least when they ‘disappear you’, I’ll know why.


24 posted on 04/09/2013 7:23:07 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: Old Sarge
You forgot Bigfoot.

Bigfoot was the result of a Right-wing eugenics experiment gone horribly wrong...

26 posted on 04/09/2013 7:42:31 AM PDT by eCSMaster (Palin was correct!)
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