Skip to comments.Biden mocks gun skeptics: ‘We’re going to gather up every gun in America’
Posted on 04/09/2013 4:51:43 PM PDT by Whenifhow
Biden insisted that there would be no central registry for background checks allowing government to keep records on gun owners.
No way that Uncle Sam can go find out whether you own a gun because were about to really take away all your rights and youre not going to be able to defend yourself and were going to swoop down with Special Forces folks and gather up every gun in America, Biden added mockingly. Its bizarre. But thats whats being sold out there.
Biden mocks gun skeptics: We're going to swoop down and gather up every gun in America
OK Joe...here’s the deal....you get our guns but your SS detail cant have any guns either!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA///you. Mr. Chicken Crp would NEVER make that deal and you know it.
Biden is not the second in command of the greatest country in the world.
By electing this incompetent POS, America has proven that it no longer wants to be the greatest country in the world.
What a complete, unmitigated IDIOT!!
A total DISGRACE to America.
that's what the governments of Germany, Russia, Cuba actually did....how did that work out???
Clearly, he hasn’t been to New York.
7 bullets, no detachable magazines, full background checks, including mental health records of EVERYONE on his detail, if one person has a DUI, or crime in his back ground, or served in the military, the guns are seized. Can't have some veteran who MIGHT have PTSD possessing firearms, can we?
Oh, and the security team CANNOT under any circumstance have any gun that looks scary to grandma.
So that leaves 2 shot Derringers for the SS.
I'd think that granny is probably not scared of those, but you never know.
Come to think of it, there probably IS some dimwit scared of that gun, so I guess Joe better accept NO guns to protect him.
Knives only. But no switchblades.
Wait, grandma might be scared of knives, too. Better leave Biden with a bunch of guys who are unarmed, but will glare menacingly at any attackers.
This calls for some semi-news/semi-satire.
The extended remarks of Joe Biden.
“No way that Uncle Sam can go find out whether you own a gun because were about to really take away all your rights and youre not going to be able to defend yourself and were going to swoop down with Special Forces folks and gather up every gun in America, Biden added mockingly.
“And we intend to recruit an Army of young black and Hispanic men from the prisons, give them TSA personnel as officers, each a Glock .40 with a thousand rounds, and uniforms, under the banner of AmeriCorps, as the president’s personal ‘Sturmabteilung’,” he said condescendingly.
“Of course, only a paranoid nut case with a tin foil hat would believe that we are going to turn the FEMA camps into concentration camps for political dissidents, and Christians and Jews will be used as slave laborers until they die or have their faith broken, we don’t care which,” Biden added with utter contempt for those who cling to their guns and Bibles.
“Of course I’m kidding,” he said with a sneer. “There really is no plan to burn down the Capitol Building as an excuse to declare martial law next month, blaming it on Tea Party terrorists.”
We’re going to swoop down and gather up every gun in America