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To: Forward the Light Brigade

Officially the Obamas have been invited, however, because of their past crude manners, rude and insulting gifts, obvious distaste and contempt for both the crown and the British, and rude pawing of their Queen, we can but hope that their driver would instead convey them to the small chapel of Bogwater on Bum, in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales, to hear a sermon by the “Mad Deacon” Foozepooter, of the Anglican church in Wales, known for his day long recitations of the Latin version of the “Botanical Gospel of ‘Dewi Sant’” (Saint David, patron saint of Wales) (which is believed to instead be from a dreary but voluminous 19th
Century tome entitled “Leek Horticulture”, Thuppelwhaithe, 1st ed., while wafting the chapel with an rather repugnant incense made from dried cockles.


16 posted on 04/10/2013 8:13:23 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Where did you come up with that delicious rant?


18 posted on 04/10/2013 8:28:39 AM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Does Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch have a golf course?


20 posted on 04/10/2013 8:35:27 AM PDT by ken in texas (I was taught to respect my elders but it keeps getting harder to find any.)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Sadly you had to stop the post somewhere...


21 posted on 04/10/2013 8:59:17 AM PDT by JCBreckenridge (Texas is a state of mind - Steinbeck)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Maggie would probably have smiled at that!

Thank you for making my day.


24 posted on 04/10/2013 10:27:14 AM PDT by left that other site (Worry is the darkroom that developes negatives.)
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