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No Escape: 'Serious' NYT Weiner Profile Includes Hilarious Joke
NewsBusters ^ | April 10, 2013 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 04/10/2013 10:49:37 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

There is just no escape from the Weiner jokes.

Apparently former congressman Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma Abedin, granted the New York Times Magazine a long interview with the intent of preparing the public for a new post-tweet exposure scandal campaign for public office, most likely for New York mayor. However, if Weiner  thought he could put the scandal, and the jokes, behind him he would be wrong. Although the extended profile of over 8300 words written by Jonathan Van Meter was mostly sympathetic, it just couldn't resist repeating an absolutely hilarious Weiner joke as told by former DNC chairman, Terry McAuliffe.

The Weiner joke is so funny that your humble correspondent is placing it below the fold so you have time to put down your drinks and spare soaking your screens and keyboards. Oh, and if there are any kids around, please tell them to step away since the joke is risqué. Very risqué:

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; bonehead; dick; dumbass; humaabedin; nyc; pervert; weiner
He wants to be an Oscar MAYOR Weiner of New York. Let the jokes begin!
1 posted on 04/10/2013 10:49:37 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

This isn’t funny. He is trying hard to make his career rise again but he is always coming up short. Electile dysfunction is a serious problem.


2 posted on 04/10/2013 10:53:12 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: PJ-Comix

Can’t he run against Mark Sanford?


3 posted on 04/10/2013 10:56:02 AM PDT by Lurking Libertarian (Non sub homine, sed sub Deo et lege)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ask Mayor Bloomberg. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


4 posted on 04/10/2013 10:56:31 AM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: PJ-Comix

But how can a Muslim women swallow pork ??? - it's forbidden! Does this mean the marriage was never consummated??? Enquirer-ing minds want to know!!!

5 posted on 04/10/2013 10:56:58 AM PDT by BCW (Going John Galt -- see everyone that is smart on the other side...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey! Back off on the mayor wanna-be!!

He’s a hard working stiff trying to get a little head in life. Re-dick-u-lus.


6 posted on 04/10/2013 10:58:04 AM PDT by llevrok (2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
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To: RebelTex; cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...

Humor PING!


7 posted on 04/10/2013 10:58:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Weiner is perfect for the Dem party..a dude who can’t stop whipping out his pecker and taking photos of it


8 posted on 04/10/2013 11:00:04 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: PJ-Comix
Even Drudge is in on the act, he has a picture of Weiner on his site with the caption, “Can Weiner rise again?”
9 posted on 04/10/2013 11:00:31 AM PDT by apillar
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To: PJ-Comix

I think he’s the total package: upright, penetrating, and not afraid to show it. Just as long as he can avoid being cocky, I don’t think his career will peter out.


10 posted on 04/10/2013 11:02:05 AM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: llevrok

Hey! He might pull it off!


11 posted on 04/10/2013 11:02:15 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

I hope he sticks it out and does not wither under pressure.


12 posted on 04/10/2013 11:03:07 AM PDT by llevrok (2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Why doesn’t he just wait until 2016 and run for President? As leftist as this country has become, he’d still win fairly comfortably.


13 posted on 04/10/2013 11:04:06 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
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To: kevkrom

In spite of remaining stiffly liberal, Weiner does tend to be a stand-up guy.


14 posted on 04/10/2013 11:06:33 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
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To: PJ-Comix
“Huma Weiner! Oh, my gosh! That’s so funny.”

OK ... I'm not afraid to admit it .... I don't get it !

15 posted on 04/10/2013 11:07:30 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: ScottinVA

He’s sure to win, no one can lick that Weiner.


16 posted on 04/10/2013 11:08:00 AM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: PJ-Comix

There is nothing funny about this corrupt politician, or any of the others.

While the country circles the drain due to corrupt government and their reckless domestic and foreign policies including border security with foreign nations, all while this asshole took pics of himself parading around in his underwear for low ball skanks.

This guy isn’t funny. He’s just another evil orb sucking the life out of America.


17 posted on 04/10/2013 11:09:17 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: layman
OK ... I'm not afraid to admit it .... I don't get it !

"Huma Weiner."

Say it out loud...but not in a public place or you could be risking arrest.

18 posted on 04/10/2013 11:12:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: layman
OK ... I'm not afraid to admit it .... I don't get it !

He way oversold the joke, it's not that funny and its certainly not new.

A "hummer" is a lewinsky - oral sex - and huma sounds like hummer and there's a weiner involved.

Thank you. Thank you. He'll be here all week. Try the veal.


19 posted on 04/10/2013 11:15:15 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I thought the "so-called" hilarious joke was pretty limp.

Now, I thought this one was funny:

"It turned out to make it harder on both of us, and it made the explosion that much bigger.”
20 posted on 04/10/2013 11:17:53 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Truth/Lies; Liberty/Tyranny--WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??)
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To: PJ-Comix
The NY Post must be thrilled. They absolutely love childish wiener headlines.

Weiner rage comes to a head

21 posted on 04/10/2013 11:19:32 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
Hi Sarah....

Doesn't Weiner look like a cartoon rooster in some of his photos.....what a puny man!

However, he has tight connections with the Clintonians and likely will be "raised" back up....his wife-y has clout on both sides of the ocean as we know.

22 posted on 04/10/2013 11:20:34 AM PDT by caww
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom; llevrok

I don’t know if he can keep it up, because he will face some stiff competition.

He has promised that if he is erected, er... elected, he will run a very transparent office. He has promised to buy all his undies at Frederick’s of Hollywood.


23 posted on 04/10/2013 11:20:46 AM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia


24 posted on 04/10/2013 11:21:09 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: PJ-Comix

That guy is a dick.


25 posted on 04/10/2013 11:21:18 AM PDT by Casie (democrats destroy)
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To: dead

Maybe what really makes the joke FUnnie is that it was told by McAuliffe and was repeated in the NYT profile of Weiner. I somehow don’t think he or Huma appreciated seeing that joke repeated. In any case it is interesting to see the Huma/Weiner relationship begin with a joke.


26 posted on 04/10/2013 11:26:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: llevrok

Now, now! Don’t be to hard on him! He’s used to an easy soft job.


27 posted on 04/10/2013 11:27:06 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: caww

LOL you said raised LOL..oh I wouldnt be surprised if he ran and won..after all, Dems in his district probably adore him


28 posted on 04/10/2013 11:27:48 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: PJ-Comix
I hate this commercial almost as much as I hate that little weiner.
29 posted on 04/10/2013 11:34:57 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages, start today.)
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To: dead

Now was that photo absolutely necessary?


30 posted on 04/10/2013 11:46:33 AM PDT by miss marmelstein ( Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: dead
Weiner rage comes to a head

OMG, I think I'd move into a monastery...

In other news, one of my college professors was named "Mathew Fuchs" (German for Fox), he said that anyone who misspelled his name would repeat the course. The company I retired from had and accountant named "Richard Head". No one called him Dick (more then once!).

Regards,
GtG

31 posted on 04/10/2013 12:00:02 PM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Do you think Weiner will stick it out?


32 posted on 04/10/2013 12:22:24 PM PDT by Bon mots (Abu Ghraib: 47 Times on the front page of the NY Times | Benghazi: 2 Times)
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To: PJ-Comix

All he needs is a small opening and a second of time.


33 posted on 04/10/2013 12:56:13 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray

We had a Richard Long in our group. His nameplate on the cube read “Dick Long.” He was proud of his name.


34 posted on 04/10/2013 1:04:09 PM PDT by NewHampshireDuo
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To: NewHampshireDuo

We had a personnel director by the name of Dick Ryder.

Had he been light in the loafers, what a great name for a gay porn star!


35 posted on 04/10/2013 1:26:27 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Looks like some shrinkage in his pole ... I mean poll ...numbers.


36 posted on 04/10/2013 1:49:07 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
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To: llevrok

He needs something to pump up the members of his party. Ding Dong!


37 posted on 04/10/2013 1:56:58 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: PJ-Comix
And the best part of such a campaign will be the inevitable Weiner jokes. There is no escape, Anthony. You can't repackage Weiner.

He could change his last name to "Savage".

38 posted on 04/10/2013 3:28:35 PM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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