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Police Chief Recovering After Eating Entire Cake Laced With Pot
10tv.com ^ | 4/12/13 | Josh Poland

Posted on 04/12/2013 9:32:56 PM PDT by OKRA2012

LAURELVILLE, Ohio - The Hocking County Sheriff's office is trying to get to the bottom of who is responsible for drugging Laurelville Police Chief Mike Berkemeier.

Berkemeier says the problem began Easter Sunday when he ate some cake sitting on his kitchen counter.

”I got up in the morning and ate it -- the entire thing,” he said.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Government; News/Current Events; US: Ohio
KEYWORDS: cake; poison; poisoncake; somecake
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1 posted on 04/12/2013 9:32:56 PM PDT by OKRA2012
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To: OKRA2012

cake from his own kitchen............


2 posted on 04/12/2013 9:35:24 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: OKRA2012

Nothing like have the munchies while developing the munchies.


3 posted on 04/12/2013 9:36:10 PM PDT by doc1019 (There is absolutely no difference between pro-choice and pro-abortion.)
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To: OKRA2012

”It was probably the scariest thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life,” he said.

This old boy should get out more. That’s just sad.


5 posted on 04/12/2013 9:36:39 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: OKRA2012

Since then he’s been eating every cake he can find as well as pizza.


6 posted on 04/12/2013 9:36:53 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (My tagline is in the shop.)
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To: yldstrk

”It was probably the scariest thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life,” he said.”

The police chief has had a very good life.


7 posted on 04/12/2013 9:37:03 PM PDT by OKRA2012
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To: OKRA2012

He ate the whole cake?

What a pig!


8 posted on 04/12/2013 9:37:19 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: OKRA2012

Who eats and entire cake in a single sitting?

If I wake up, and there is a cake on the counter; and I didn’t put it there - I’ve been married long enough to know that I had better ask some questions before I touch it.

If I’m single and wake up and find a strange cake sitting in my kitchen, and have no idea who put it there - I’m just naturally cautious enough to know better than to dig in and eat it. And I’m just a stupid engineer! I’m not a cop, I’m not a judge, I’m not a prosecuting ...

What kind of idiot is this?!! Stuff like this always happens to STUPID people, and they can’t seem to figure out why.

I can fix a lot of things ... it’s what I do for a living ... I can’t fix stupid.


9 posted on 04/12/2013 9:37:40 PM PDT by Hodar (A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- Burroughs)
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To: Hodar

“The Hocking County Sheriff’s office is trying to get to the bottom of who is responsible for drugging Laurelville Police Chief Mike Berkemeier.”

Better bring in the FBI to solve this tough case.


10 posted on 04/12/2013 9:38:54 PM PDT by OKRA2012
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To: OKRA2012

“Like, just the FACTS, duuuude!”;)


11 posted on 04/12/2013 9:40:09 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: null and void

12 posted on 04/12/2013 9:40:34 PM PDT by OKRA2012
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To: OKRA2012


13 posted on 04/12/2013 9:40:51 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: OKRA2012

Maybe the Easter bunny brought it?


14 posted on 04/12/2013 9:41:04 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: OKRA2012

I grew up on a farm. We poisoned gophers by leaving poisoned corn, oats and wheat in their holes. Like the Grain Fairy magically appeared and dropped off a load of food.

This cop is as stupid as your average gopher.


15 posted on 04/12/2013 9:41:25 PM PDT by Hodar (A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- Burroughs)
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To: OKRA2012

This story has about as much credibility as Hussein being legal.


16 posted on 04/12/2013 9:42:49 PM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/ ?s)
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To: OKRA2012; a fool in paradise

The Chief instructed his deputies to “look far out for usual suspects, man!”


17 posted on 04/12/2013 9:43:59 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: OKRA2012
The police chief has had a very good life.

It's pretty obvious he's never run across my second ex-wife.

THAT was scary. In an appealing kind of way.

/johnny

18 posted on 04/12/2013 9:45:48 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: OKRA2012
"..the entire thing.."

He obviously had the munchies.

19 posted on 04/12/2013 9:47:01 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: OKRA2012
The Chief earlier today.


20 posted on 04/12/2013 9:48:40 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: doc1019

The WOD hits home.


21 posted on 04/12/2013 9:50:01 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: OKRA2012

I live in a very friendly neighborhood, and it’s not uncommon to find a plate of cookies, or some banana bread or even a loaf of whole wheat bread in front of our door. We return the favor, naturally - cookies, pie, apples from our yard - etc.

But, we ALWAYS include our name when we drop food off; and we ALWAYS find out who the food came from before we eat it ourselves. If we can’t determine where the food came from, it goes from our front porch into the garbage can.

There are evil people in the world, and this is a very simple, basic rule that even a child should know. I find it staggering that a Sheriff would do this. This basic level of common sense being overlooked makes me question his ability to perform the most basic part doing his job effectively - like cleaning his pistol or driving his car. If my Grandkids pulled this stunt, I would give them h*ll. As an adult .... to say he should have known better is a gross understatement.


22 posted on 04/12/2013 9:50:25 PM PDT by Hodar (A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- Burroughs)
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To: OKRA2012

I can’t find out what kind of cake this was, but I wonder if it wasn’t a chocolate one to hide the drugs.

Does he have any teens at home? If so, there you go.


23 posted on 04/12/2013 9:51:40 PM PDT by casque of unknown liquid
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To: casque of unknown liquid
Welcome to FR.

Eating an entire chocolate cake? Now it makes sense...

24 posted on 04/12/2013 9:55:07 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: null and void

Maybe it was a CHOCOLATE cake!


25 posted on 04/12/2013 9:57:47 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up.)
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To: Shimmer1

LOL! See post above yours...


26 posted on 04/12/2013 9:58:25 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: OKRA2012

The question is, why was the guy eating cake in the morning...and a whole cake. Something sounds unbelievable with this story.


27 posted on 04/12/2013 9:58:46 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: null and void

They hid it in the bacon. I had no chance!


28 posted on 04/12/2013 9:58:51 PM PDT by TigersEye (If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted)
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To: null and void

oops. didn’t read the entire thread before i posted.


29 posted on 04/12/2013 9:59:33 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up.)
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To: gunsequalfreedom

Bill Cosby, cake for breakfast...


30 posted on 04/12/2013 10:01:12 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: OKRA2012; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
I'll try again.
The Chief should of stuck to dognuts!


31 posted on 04/12/2013 10:03:01 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: OKRA2012

Read the story...friend of his daughter brought the cake over. Still does not explain why he ate a whole cake in the morning


32 posted on 04/12/2013 10:04:25 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: OKRA2012
He ate the whole thing? For breakfast? First of all, there's no excuse for that. But in fact, sometime back in high school I once smoked way way way too much pot. I can only say it's not fun being that stoned, with nothing you can do about it except wait for it to wear off.
33 posted on 04/12/2013 10:08:45 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: gunsequalfreedom

“Still does not explain why he ate a whole cake in the morning”

Probably ate one piece and a little while later said to hisself “ damn I got the munchies”.


34 posted on 04/12/2013 10:10:56 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Obama is the Chicken Little of politics)
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To: OKRA2012
"Better bring in the FBI to solve this tough case."

But he ate the evidence!!

35 posted on 04/12/2013 10:11:45 PM PDT by LADY J (You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Author Unknown)
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To: Hodar

my guess? The Chief was stoned out of his gourd from eating the cake he made earlier and the councilman came over and said what the hell is that mater with you and the Chief came up with “uh dunno musta been laced with something,that’s it, I have been poisoned”


36 posted on 04/12/2013 10:15:54 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: OKRA2012
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
37 posted on 04/12/2013 10:20:59 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: doc1019

Nothing like have the munchies while developing the munchies.


BINGO!


38 posted on 04/12/2013 10:21:52 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals will never get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: yldstrk

My guess is he got popped on a pee test and commenced to making stuff up.


39 posted on 04/12/2013 10:24:49 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiGYMe1d7No


40 posted on 04/12/2013 10:28:20 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: OKRA2012

You can taste the pot in baked good very easily.

He had to be dead drunk not to taste it.


41 posted on 04/12/2013 10:33:09 PM PDT by NoLibZone (None here can be puzzled by why Jews walked into the cars so quietly- we are walking up the planks.)
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To: mylife
Berkemeier says the problem began Easter Sunday when he ate some cake sitting on his kitchen counter.


42 posted on 04/12/2013 10:33:54 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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43 posted on 04/12/2013 10:34:43 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: OKRA2012

Probably would really enjoyed having one piece.


44 posted on 04/12/2013 10:35:57 PM PDT by right way right (What's it gonna take? (guillotines?))
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45 posted on 04/12/2013 10:39:48 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: OKRA2012

That reminds me... uh, ... after the sixties ... before the eighties, ... what were they?... but ya, them. And... um... what?


46 posted on 04/12/2013 10:40:14 PM PDT by Born to Conserve
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To: mylife

Funny commercials. Thanks.


47 posted on 04/12/2013 10:41:12 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals will never get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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48 posted on 04/12/2013 10:42:04 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: laplata

RIP Peter Boyle


49 posted on 04/12/2013 10:43:39 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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50 posted on 04/12/2013 10:44:07 PM PDT by Brown Deer (Pray for 0bama. Psalm 109:8)
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