Skip to comments.Police Chief Recovering After Eating Entire Cake Laced With Pot
Posted on 04/12/2013 9:32:56 PM PDT by OKRA2012
LAURELVILLE, Ohio - The Hocking County Sheriff's office is trying to get to the bottom of who is responsible for drugging Laurelville Police Chief Mike Berkemeier.
Berkemeier says the problem began Easter Sunday when he ate some cake sitting on his kitchen counter.
I got up in the morning and ate it -- the entire thing, he said.
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cake from his own kitchen............
Nothing like have the munchies while developing the munchies.
It was probably the scariest thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life, he said.
This old boy should get out more. That’s just sad.
Since then he’s been eating every cake he can find as well as pizza.
It was probably the scariest thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life, he said.”
The police chief has had a very good life.
He ate the whole cake?
What a pig!
Who eats and entire cake in a single sitting?
If I wake up, and there is a cake on the counter; and I didn’t put it there - I’ve been married long enough to know that I had better ask some questions before I touch it.
If I’m single and wake up and find a strange cake sitting in my kitchen, and have no idea who put it there - I’m just naturally cautious enough to know better than to dig in and eat it. And I’m just a stupid engineer! I’m not a cop, I’m not a judge, I’m not a prosecuting ...
What kind of idiot is this?!! Stuff like this always happens to STUPID people, and they can’t seem to figure out why.
I can fix a lot of things ... it’s what I do for a living ... I can’t fix stupid.
“The Hocking County Sheriff’s office is trying to get to the bottom of who is responsible for drugging Laurelville Police Chief Mike Berkemeier.”
Better bring in the FBI to solve this tough case.
“Like, just the FACTS, duuuude!”;)
Maybe the Easter bunny brought it?
I grew up on a farm. We poisoned gophers by leaving poisoned corn, oats and wheat in their holes. Like the Grain Fairy magically appeared and dropped off a load of food.
This cop is as stupid as your average gopher.
This story has about as much credibility as Hussein being legal.
The Chief instructed his deputies to “look far out for usual suspects, man!”
It's pretty obvious he's never run across my second ex-wife.
THAT was scary. In an appealing kind of way.
He obviously had the munchies.
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